Funny Stuff Novels & Stories

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

she laughs. What a funny little thing. I drink the water and take the tablet. I must be nuts.

Stupid embarassing childhood pics. ************************************ Poor Ken.

While we made our way there, I tried to get her to cheer up a bit more. "So, do you only use Reddit?" "Hm? Wha?" "Yesterday, you said you showed off your comedy on Reddit, but is that all you use?" "Ohhh, nah! I have a ton of different places to make fun of people!" "Any specifics that you're fond of?" "Hmmmm, that might hafta go to my youtube channel!" "Oh? Elaborate." "Well, some people were askin' me how I was so gosh darn funny, so I decided to make a channel called 'PoppyTutorial'!"

I fumbled with my phone trying to delete it but thanks to the good network, the voice note had sent and even the two double marks had turned blue. Hell no. Kola❤ That was hot. Sounds like you are happy I did that. I turned red in an instant as I placed my left hand on my cheek. Am I? Hell yeah... You definitely are my subconscious added. Me. Maybe, Maybe not. "What was so funny that made you laugh like that?" Kenny asked as I smiled. "My sister sent me a funny sticker" I replied. I mentally high fived myself, my lying skills were getting so good. "Oh stickers are very funny these days" Folusho said laughing a little as I made eye contact with Mary.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

I mumbled and the table cracked up laughing again. Grrrrr. It was not that funny, ok ? Ughh.

If he wasn’t going to be entertaining, my social media feeds would be. I unlocked the screen and a grin instantly spread across my face. “Ha!” I laughed out loud, the sound sharp and sudden in the room. The guy on top of me actually flinched. “V-Victoria? You okay?” “Shut up and keep going,” I snapped, not even looking back at him. “If you can.” My thumbs flew across the screen, scrolling through the glorious, beautiful chaos. Every platform was on absolute fire. My timeline was a waterfall of videos and memes, all about the epic shitstorm at a place called the ‘Fuzzy Bunny.’

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"