Novel & Cerita Funny Superheroes

I rolled my eyes at him from where I was working with my dad on controlling the surrounding plants, and threw a small whirlwind at Drew, knocking him on his ass. “You watch too many superhero movies,” I told him with a laugh. He jumped up, unaffected by my use of magic on him, brushing dirt and leaves off of his shorts. “Oh, please, you enjoy them as much as I do,” he teased back. “Oh Thor, you’re so handsome and sexy and strong! Please nail me with your giant hammer!” He raised the pitch of his voice, holding his hands to his face and batting his eyelashes as fast as he could, and my dad and Myles laughed at his goofy antics.

Noting the happy expression on their faces. "What are we celebrating?" I said, my eyebrows furrowed. Confusion was at its peak here people. Parker frowned at me and Jenny sighed. Cam gave me a 'seriously?' face. I shrugged at them. Lupin was faster, he held my arms and shook me, "your birthday! We are celebrating your birthday!" Ugh! I forgot he has a very loud voice.

I answered then placed the rice that I had cooled in front of her. “Daddy superhero, said he would take me to... To... uh…” As I took Skye’s rice to cool, I couldn't’t take my eyes off Sunny after she took my full attention following she said daddy superhero. “Who is daddy superhero?” I asked while she was thinking about what to say next. “My superhero!” Sunny replied happily. Sabrina brought her mouth close to my ear. “I think she’s talking about Lance.” she whispered. “He said he’d take me to the bigger snow!” Sunny continued.

“That’s just a happy coincidence. I think they’d look hot together.” “They would. Who do you think would top?” “Falcon. No doubt.” “Really? I think they’d be vers.” “You think so?” “Hawkeye is a badass. He’s a human with kick-ass skills, and he’s a literal superhero. Pretty sure he’d be down for some flip-fucking.” “We need to change the subject before I start rubbing off on you again.” “So horny.” He clucked his tongue, slid one hand between our bodies, and cupped my erection. “Mmmmmm.”

Monsters don’t exist. On Google, there are several listing for pages discussing the possible connection between caffeine and hallucinations. I had a lot of red bulls and five-hour energy shots in the twenty-four hours before that night. That would explain why I thought I saw a monster but it didn’t explain my clothing. The only viable solution I saw was mental illness. I possibly made the damage myself to make it look like an attack to fit my delusion?

Never. “Ugh,” said Maurice. “Honestly, worst superhero team, ever.” “Oh.” Claire’s wagging tail abruptly stopped wagging. “Really? I thought—” “Think about it. Invisible Woman, because she turns invisible, fine. Human Torch, obvious, no problem. The Thing, okay. And then Reed Richards. How much of an egomaniac do you have to be to call yourself Mr Fantastic? And what’s that got to do with stretching your arms? Mr Elastic, sure. But Mr Fantastic? If I was in that team, I’d be like, why don’t you Mr Fuck Off?”

This cause Yan Yang's hazel eyes, to nearly pop out of their sockets. What? The little boy yesterday and her boss had......... A father and son relationship??

I said as we started eating, “what’s your favorite superhero?” He lit up instantly. “Superman ! He’s the fastest hero ever!” I raised an eyebrow. “Faster than the Flash?” “Way faster,” Noah said with a serious nod. “The Flash can only run fast. Superman can fly and run fast.” “Impressive,” I said, exchanging a smile with Ivy. It felt… natural. Like we’d done this a hundred times before. The way Noah talked about his favorite superheroes, the way Ivy laughed softly at his excitement—it all felt right.

"And why are you just so smiley?" He looked closer, whispering quiet words to her. "You are smiling." "Am just happy we are all back together." Luna cracked a bigger smile. "Now there is, supergirl Sandy, Captain marvel Allyssa and Aqua-man Nash." Sandra shook her head in amusement. She didn't know how her little sister was able to keep all those humor even in the middle of a life and death situation. "Okay. That also doesn't sounds–forget about it." Luna waved dismissively. "Any new plan? Or something."

Jessica couldn't help but burst into laughter. "Yes, it's time to chillax and enjoy some delicious chicken!" she chimed in, enthusiasm evident in her tone. Ryan joined the conversation, injecting a playful comment. "If chicken were a superhero, it would be called the Poultry Protector!" he exclaimed with a hint of excitement. "If soda were a superhero, it would be called Fizzy Fantastic!" Jessica laughed, her amusement contagious. Ryan chimed in again, sharing his own variant. "Or how about the Pop Protector!" he suggested.