Novel & Cerita Funny Superheroes

Chapter Two Of all the friends that Sam had me introduced to, I particularly had a liking for Felix. He was unique in a way and we seemed to share the same interests, like the love for superheroes, most specifically the Superman guy. Eventually, we got bored of playing soccer and some of the kids we were playing with headed to their homes. It was too early for us to go home, so we decided to play Hide and Seek afterwards, a game in which you hide and someone has to find out where you are. It was only the three of us, Sam, Felix and I. You know how the kids back in the rurals are always controlled by the city kids? Well, Felix and I hid and I made Sam look for us. After struggling, he finally

Look there, huh? - Of course I understand, Heitor", I pointed to the TV, "That one there, in the red and blue clothes is Steve Rogers, Captain America. The one that turns green is the Hulk and the woman ah, she is the Black Widow, there is also the Iron Man Tony Stark ... Even though I was 28 years old I was a superhero fan. I loved the whole universe of super powers, fighting evil and all that stuff. I want a power to end Miguel's race...good idea

He says grabbing his chin and striking a pose. “How you been Mr. glow up, you still reading those comics and playing superhero?” I ask playfully. “Definitely still reading comics, have you not seen the marvel movies. As for playing superhero I save that for the bedroom. You’d be surprised how many ladies have a superhero fetish” says lifting his brow suggestively. “What about you? I heard about you and the rest of the triplets taking over Lourdes’s place.” “Yeah, we also started the UFCP to assist with spreading our initiative throughout the community. As I’m sure you know as one of our largest supporters.”

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Back to the news today… " "Man, did you just hear that? This is epic. Do you think this is a coincidence? Our school… " "Maybe some sorta school dropout couldn't deal with his green guts, so he decided to act out some movie villain, probably like hulk. " "Hulk ain't a villain, he's an avenger. I've told you to try out some worn-out DVDs you might stumble into the twenty-first century one day. " Sheltiel gave him a frightening glare and both of them chuckled.

“Hahaha!” When the Scorpion Guardian heard that, he burst out laughing as if he had never heard such a funny joke before. “What are you laughing at?” Lucas asked, confused. “I’m laughing at you, you don’t know when to surrender, do you? You’re just a puny, ordinary Awakened One, yet you dare to spout such shameless lies?” The Scorpion Guardian said disdainfully. Lucas shook his head slightly and instantly retrieved the Super Health Potion from the System Space.

When suddenly, a burst of laughter was heard. "!?" Everyone turned to where the loud laughter was coming from. They saw a man on top of a relatively large rock as if tickled by a thousand hands. None other than Jin, the king of annoying laughter. "Felix .... hahaha ... a bodyguard .... hahaha .... what a joke! Hahaha! hahaha! hahaha........... ! " Even Felix was disgusted with Jin's laughter. Ever since he became Supreme Grandboss no one dare to laughed at him like Jin does. But there was nothing he could do, he knew Jin for being naughty for a long time.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

That was my one superpower. “Wait for me!” I called out, grabbing my machete and basket and jogging after him. I caught up, panting slightly. “You have long legs.” “Want me to cut them off and add to yours?” he asked, sarcasm coating every syllable. “Oh, would you really do that for me?” I widened my eyes, feigned adoration dripping from my voice. “Oh Justice! You’re my hero!” I even fluttered my lashes for dramatic effect. He threw back his head and laughed—loudly. That kind of laughter that came from the belly and made people turn their heads. It was so contagious I had to bite my cheek to keep from joining in.

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my