Novel & Cerita Stupid Superhero

He leaned in closer so his mouth was closer to my ear, like he was about to reveal the biggest secret. "These aren't for free. I charge one dollar and if I see someone is either more rich or dumb, I cost them two dollars." He grinned at me. I, on the other hand, gasped. "You son of a butcher. Flying ducks, that is so smart. Well, it is also mean that you cost a dollar extra to- to-" I didn't want to call someone dumb. "Dumb? Stupid? Reta-" "Mason!" I slapped his arm. "That is so rude."

Whiplash said, his voice accompanied by a hoarse whistling, a sign of his old age catching up to him? The squad members pulled up their displays from their hero suits, and one by one, they read out their current rankings and attributes. The readings were disappointingly low, except for Dante, who was on the cusp of breaking into the B-rank. His ranking was 11,382, the lowest of the low, showcasing the scarcity of ranked superheroes compared to the unranked ones. To be ranked was truly an honor and privilege, reserved for the most skillful and promising individuals. The rest of the squad reported their low attributes, all of them unranked.

Jace's voice broke on a sob. This was impossible. How was I supposed to do this? Damian's deep voice cut through my panic. "Jace." My son looked up at him, tears streaming down his face. "Your mom is a superhero, right?" Damian asked. "That's what you told me earlier." Jace nodded, sniffling. "And what do superheroes do?" "They... they save people," Jace whispered. "That's right. They save people. Even when it's hard. Even when they want to stay home." Damian's voice was surprisingly gentle. "Your mom has to go be a superhero right now. But superheroes always come back. Right?"

Since it was quite unexpected, I stumbled on my steps in utter disbelief. 'Did this woman just hit me?' That surely was another first. 'But why the hell did she just punch me? What did I do?' "Ah," she cried holding her fist bringing me back from her daze. I smirked. "Now you know what this Man of Steel is actually in real! And by the way, Man of Steel is too cliché phrase, why don't you try Metallic Man? Will help me boost my ego a little more than usual!" I sounded sarcastic to myself.

I mutter, clenching my hands to try and keep my temper in check, "Everything everyone does is stupidity to you. Have you considered maybe you're not as smart as you think you are? You are just a pretentious asshole and you WILL die alone because you refuse to feel things. And that is not a good thing and it doesn't make you smarter than anyone else. It makes you miserable. So, fuck you, I'm not taking care of you when you’re old. I'll be too busy with Dash." "Oh, yeah? Well, Dash is the most stupid name I've ever fucking heard and he is the most stupid looking man I've ever seen," he says with a smirk, not even angry because he doesn't get angry over stuff like this. He thinks being explosiv

"Did you never read comic books or watch superhero movies, like ever?" "I tried," I protested, indignantly. "I know you did," he admitted. "You don't know all these because you never had a brother." I reached over the table to clank his forehead with my steel spoon. "That was totally sexist." I sat back down, watching him rub his forehead. "Hey, it's truth and you know it. Guys generally know these stuff than girls, it's science." "And guys are also dumb, that's scientifically proven too." He just rolled his eyes while I made the unconscious mistake of licking the back of the spoon that I had used to hit his head.

“Almost let me question my judgement for following you, but it’s you, so…” Jai frowned. “That’s almost twice. What does that even mean?” “Sometimes when you have a stupid friend who does stupid things, you wonder why would that person do stupid things. Especially since that certain friend knows it’s stupid. But since you remember that your friend is stupid, so him doing stupid things is actually no wonder. And then you realize that you almost question something that’s plainly obvious, which is also stupid—if you actually wonder about it, which makes you also stupid.”

“I…! I'm not stupid. His eyelids drooped, showing remorse in his heart. His hand gripped hers tightly as if he was afraid she would immediately leave him if he let go. Elina was a little startled by his words but then smiled and lifted his sullen face. She let him look her straight in the eye and said. "It's a good thing that you're not stupid, why should you be so sad? Her hand was soft and warm, touching his angular face. She had suspected him of his stupidity right after Simon's party. Even an idiot wouldn't be able to become that skilled even if he drank a whole cup of potion. His words also made her somewhat suspicious. “You…!don't you hate me? His voice faltered, the more he spoke, the

Eleonna stated as she grabbed the girl and ran with her. The four male watched the two of them furiously as they caress the pain they felt in their body. "Losers! You got knocked out from a girl?! Stupid weakshits!" the male named Jacob exclaimed. "Said the guy who passed out after being hit by a trash bin!"

He asks looking at me intently. “Superheroes are mad up but yeah whatever.” I say and he smiles a little. “I don’t know if they’re made up.” He says and I look at him amused. “Knox, they’re fiction.” I and he shrugs his shoulders like he doesn’t agree. “I think I would be Superman.” He says and I look at him shocked. “Really?” I can’t believe his answer. Out of all the superheroes in the world “Yes!” He says offended. “Not even Iron man? Or …”