Funny Things To Do Novels & Stories

I gave a dry laugh. “Oh I’ve never gone to watch the jocks give each other brain damage,. I wouldn't even know what I'm looking at, I mean they just run around and scream, throw a ball until some of them fall over am I right? Seems like the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese would be more fun,” I snorted, practically beside myself at the very idea. Wasting a perfectly good evening on that? Why not just drop me in a landfill covered in honey. All three of them gaped at me like I had two heads.