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Me & Mr. CEO

Me & Mr. CEO

I am totally bored. Dill: What? That sucks. Good thing you have me to occupy your time. Me: Ha Ha. I know right!? Still...I wonder whats taking him so long! I sighed and put down my phone. I wonder how long he's going to take. I still didn't eat breakfast. After a couple of seconds Dillion texted me back. Dill: Maybe he's jerking off somewhere... with a clown. After reading that text, I started bursting out into laughter. He always said the most stupid and random things that always made me laugh.
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Mina
IMO Mikey did what I would for my best friend. Sometimes, she be making the wrong decisions. Same for my kids when they think I don't know what's best. That's why we do the things we do, even if they don't want us to do it. My babies need to realize that we (THE AMAZING PARENTS) do it out of love.
Alanna Bedworth
Good book, made me laugh out loud quite a few times. Wish there was more story and less reading the same thing from both points of view since they are practically identical and there was so much redundancy with the step by step walk through- walked out the door to the elevator, pushed the ground lev
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His forever

His forever

i stated "Hahahah....!!!! Oh god " peach exclaimed. "Lets go and have some coffee " I nodded . "So .....here is another .." I saw her plopping her face on her plam lazily. "Oh on please don't Anna " she begged "How does a cow laugh ? ....Moohahahahaha " I laughed like a maniac. ".anna ,thats ....pathetic "she stated "I know " i chuckle. We were talking about stupid things in cafeteria when the door slammed open .
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LOVING THE REJECTED BILLIONAIRE

LOVING THE REJECTED BILLIONAIRE

Or lick his. "Don't mind them. They are just joking." Rita speaks, cutting me off from murmuring profanities to her asshole jerk. "I hope so." I didn't mean for that slip out. It just did. "What's that?" And this crazy friend of mine happens to have extremely sharp ears. Gosh! "O...ka..y. I said it is okay! They are joking. I get it."
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Too Fat for Love

Too Fat for Love

I raised an eyebrow, "Butter who?" "It's butter if you don't know," he said cracking up laughing half way and I stepped aside to let him in, he bent down kissing my cheek which felt strange "I have a pizza joke too but it's not that funny. Ooh what smells nice? I have pizza, monopoly, and shit six dollar wine I picked up from ALDI, if we get poisoned, call triple zero, so have that on speed dial"
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Enchanted Twilight

Enchanted Twilight

"Quickly, get to the point before I go to sleep!" "Huh?! Okay, okay, I’ll try to shorten it! You don’t know the art of speaking!" "If everyone learns the art of speaking like you did, it’s guaranteed to be boring and send people to sleep in a blink!" "Dare to make fun of older people, huh?" "Yes. Why? It looks like someone said yesterday that they know how to return the favor, right?"
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Tutoring the Bad Boy

Tutoring the Bad Boy

"I am sorry; I didn't mean to call you uh-bitch. It just kind of, sort of came out and-" He laughed, his eyes crinkling with amusement. "It's okay. In fact even I can use it. Many people call me weird too." We are all a little weird in our own little weird way. That's what makes us different. I sighed, "Yeah sure. Wait! No. That's cheating, you can't steal my dialogue. Make one for yourself."
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The Omega's Triplet Hybrids

The Omega's Triplet Hybrids

she said, laughing. Well someone has to. I’m dull and uninteresting? When did this happen??
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One Joke Too Many

One Joke Too Many

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.
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BOY MANIAC

BOY MANIAC

but suddenly it crashed out of my mouth, “Fuck man! fuck this shit!” The guy paused and his face became redder. “Did you just say fuck man?” Seeing the veins popping out of his forehead and neck, I lost my cool and involuntarily bursted into rounds of derisive laughter. “Stop laughing!! you moron” The guy bellowed angrily. “I’m not moron, I'm stiles” Fuck! fuck! stop replying, I said mentally and covered my mouth with my fingers so that words wouldn't crash out of my mouth again. It was as if anytime I think of something negative, it crashes out of my mouth.
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In Between Two Alphas

In Between Two Alphas

He said, spitting everything out in some bad laughter. Shit. What did this guy do? What was he even saying? So this was the reason? Absolutely silly.
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Laughter is one of life's greatest gifts, and sharing funny quotes with friends is like passing around little doses of joy. One of my all-time favorites is from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy': 'The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.' It's absurdly brilliant and always gets a chuckle. Another gem is from Terry Pratchett: 'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.' His wit is unmatched.

Then there's the classic from 'Friends': 'We were on a break!' It’s hilarious how such a simple line became iconic. For something more relatable, I love Mark Twain’s 'I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.' Dark humor at its finest. Sharing these with friends always sparks fun conversations and reminds us not to take life too seriously.

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