Random Funny Things To Say Novels & Stories

i stated "Hahahah....!!!! Oh god " peach exclaimed. "Lets go and have some coffee " I nodded . "So .....here is another .." I saw her plopping her face on her plam lazily. "Oh on please don't Anna " she begged "How does a cow laugh ? ....Moohahahahaha " I laughed like a maniac. ".anna ,thats ....pathetic "she stated "I know " i chuckle. We were talking about stupid things in cafeteria when the door slammed open .

"I am sorry; I didn't mean to call you uh-bitch. It just kind of, sort of came out and-" He laughed, his eyes crinkling with amusement. "It's okay. In fact even I can use it. Many people call me weird too." We are all a little weird in our own little weird way. That's what makes us different. I sighed, "Yeah sure. Wait! No. That's cheating, you can't steal my dialogue. Make one for yourself."

Mom says, laughing. “After the second one, I don’t even care if Lorenzo confuses anything anymore, after all, what’s soap in your hair compared to a good cum shot…” My mother-in-law says and laughs. “Look at the madness! What a thing! Do you want to traumatize me? I'm going to start talking about bitching too! You bastards!” I say ordering the whole damn thing and continuing.” Let’s go in, we have a lot of things to do, and no talking about naughty things in front of me, crazy people!” I speak and they both come in laughing, it's each other in this life.

but suddenly it crashed out of my mouth, “Fuck man! fuck this shit!” The guy paused and his face became redder. “Did you just say fuck man?” Seeing the veins popping out of his forehead and neck, I lost my cool and involuntarily bursted into rounds of derisive laughter. “Stop laughing!! you moron” The guy bellowed angrily. “I’m not moron, I'm stiles” Fuck! fuck! stop replying, I said mentally and covered my mouth with my fingers so that words wouldn't crash out of my mouth again. It was as if anytime I think of something negative, it crashes out of my mouth.

He said, spitting everything out in some bad laughter. Shit. What did this guy do? What was he even saying? So this was the reason? Absolutely silly.

It was like we were two old friends, sharing a meal and some laughs together. Derek, being the jokester that he is, was regaling me with stories of his latest misadventures. He was telling me about the time he accidentally superglued his shoes to the floor during a presentation, and I was laughing so hard I was crying. "Oh my god, Derek, that's hilarious!" I exclaimed, wiping tears from my eyes. "How do you always manage to get yourself into these situations?" Derek grinned, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "It's a gift, my friend," he said. "I'm like a magnet for chaos and destruction."

I sighed in defeat. "I'm more of an 'at-home' person, if I’m being honest,” I admitted. “I read, watch some TV, play cards, cook a little. Stuff like that.” "Well, that's... boring. Sorry, but it is,” he said shrugging. “Don't you ever like to go out and have fun?" "For example?" "I don't know. Meeting some friends at a bar and drinking until last call. Dancing at a club until they kick you out. Hooking up with a random stranger for one wet and wild night. Something interesting."

She really loves gossiping. The old one, scowled at Stanley, as her repeated uestion was hindering their interesting conversation,"Folle .. Non aprire la bocca a meno che non ti piacerebbe spingere l'assurdità. ( You fool.. Don't open your mouth unless you like to spew nonsense. )"

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

The words felt strange leaving my mouth but I didn’t regret it. “Oh,” Calvin said softly, his eyes widening. “Well… that’s new.” He smacked his lips. Another guy elbowed him in the side before he could continue. “Shut up,” the guy muttered under his breath while Calvin winced dramatically. “Dude, that was unnecessary.” He groaned. “You were about to say something stupid,” the guy replied. “I always say something stupid.” Calvin snorted like it was a known fact. “Exactly.” Laughter broke out again, easing some of the tension.