Betrayed by My Bestie, Saved by the Comments
At 11:00 pm, I've just locked my car and am about to walk away when rows of bright red comments appear right in front of my eyes.
"Warning! Your husband, whom you're still in a 30-day cooling-off period with, wants to kidnap you! He'll take nudes of you while livestreaming the entire process before mutilating you into chunks and flushing you down the sewers!"
"Well, this gold digger keeps swindling money from her husband while toying with his feelings relentlessly. Now, she even wants a portion of his assets by getting a divorce from him. Serves her right for being a target of revenge!"
I'm left feeling shell-shocked.
After all, I'm single as a Pringle. How the heck did I even have a husband, to begin with?