Gooch Captain Underpants の小説・ストーリー

"Open your eyes and look carefully! That's our captain! The Pirate Queen!" Hank's legs gave out as he collapsed on the deck while Winnie's phone slipped from her hand again and it fell on the deck with a clatter. She kept shaking her head, her words all over the place. "No... There's absolutely no way that's true! If she's the Pirate Queen, then why would she wash our underwear and take out our trash every day?!" I walked over to Kaplan's sofa and sat down, crossing my legs. Kaplan immediately scrambled over on his hands and knees and used his sleeve to wipe the dust off the tip of my boots.

It was a link to the university’s biggest, most ruthless gossip blog, and the headline was splashed across the top in bold, unforgiving black text: *BEHEMOTHS CAPTAIN’S DIRTY SECRET: IS THE ROOKIE REALLY JUST A TEAMMATE?* Beneath the title were two high-definition photos. The first one was from the frat party bathroom, a crystal-clear shot of me dragging Jules out by the wrist, my face twisted in a feral, possessive snarl while he looked up at me with wide, bratty eyes. The second one was even worse, a blurry but completely undeniable shot taken from the street outside our hotel room in Michigan, showing our silhouettes pressed flush against the glass, my hands tangled in his hair as I kisse

Instead I felt like shit, like a total failure. “It’s okay guys, you don’t need to do this” I said. “Do what?” Xyla replied, pretending like she knew nothing of what I was talking about. Just at that time, the teacher walked in and classes began, I couldn’t stop glancing over at Emory, he had his head down and barely paid attention to the class. Ofcourse no one bothered him, he was the captain of the hockey team and his grades were just enough to keep him in the team.

“How—how do I do that?” Devin taps the key on the table and pushes it toward me. “Steal his captain’s jersey and leak the team’s playbook. Trust me, our coach hates nothing more than incompetence and recklessness. Those are the two traits he doesn’t want in his captain. If he finds out the team’s guide was leaked online, you can bet Carl will be stripped of his position—and likely kicked off the team. His teammates might even see him as a traitor and turn against him. And what is that asshole without his loyal goons…?” Devin leans back with a shrug, leaving the question hanging. It all makes sense now.