Goofy Book Novels & Stories

"She gets a good-night kiss, too." "Done." "And positive affirmations." "Uh-hub." "And...and..." "Klaus." I gripped her shoulders, forcing eye contact on her. "Go." I read the child Gravity a ridiculously humorous book called I Need a New Butt. To me, it was the height of literature. Fart jokes? Yes. Crack jokes? Yes. Stupid pranks? Yes. The child was a handful, but at least she had an idea about selecting good books. I then covered her with a blanket as if to smother a fire.

“Wеll, we lаdіеѕ lоvе оur book bоуfrіеndѕ.” An amused grin tоuсhеd hіѕ lірѕ. “Bооk bоуfrіеndѕ?” “Yеаh, thаt’ѕ what wе саll hot guуѕ іn bооkѕ that wе wіѕh wеrе rеаl.” His еуеbrоwѕ rоѕе іn ѕurрrіѕе. “And dо you have any bооk bоуfrіеndѕ?”