Tourist Trap: Framed by a Photographer
On Valentine's Day, as my girlfriend, Christy Lawrence, and I stroll along a tourist hot spot, a photographer asks me, "Care to take a photo? Oh, you brought someone new again!"
I brush it off as a joke, but Christy stops the photographer and says seriously, "He told me I'm his first girlfriend. How can you make up a lie like that?"
The photographer snorts. "This young man here brings a different young woman with him to take a photo here every six months. I still have the photos to prove it!"
He brings out his phone and shows us a photo of a couple—the man looks exactly like me.
All of the surrounding tourists start eyeing me scornfully.
I take my phone out and make a call.
"Hello, I suspect that someone has stolen my identity. Could you please send a police officer over?"