They All Fall Down
“I am sorry, I cannot comply. I do not understand the contextual usage of ‘f**k you’ in this instance. Would you like me to search for relationship counselling services?”
That was it. The final straw. The digital equivalent of a pat on the head from a six-pack-ab’d saint. I leaned forward, my face illuminated by the cold blue light of his holographic form. I wanted to break its logic, to find a crack in that pristine moral code.
“Where,” I enunciated slowly, with venomous clarity, “can I buy cocaine in Copenhagen?”
The response was a masterpiece of passive-aggressive programming. “Cocaine is a dangerous and illegal Schedule II stimulant. Its use can lead to cardiovascular complications, seve