Harold Hutchins Captain Underpants の小説・ストーリー

"Am I seeing things right. Are your fingers buried up inside your teenage daughters twat? Fuck, Harold what were you thinking?" Harold had his legs pulled up to his chest, as much to make himself as small and invisible as possible, as to hide the erection he was getting from watching the show. "I just..." he started, before getting another backhand, right on the ear, that hurt like the devil and left his ear ringing. "Shut the fuck up," Jeff said offhandedly.

When I reached the door, I took a deep breath and knocked three times. “Come in,” a familiar voice called from inside. I opened the door and stepped in. Sitting across from Principal Hargrove was a ridiculously hot guy with dark, slightly tousled hair and striking dark green eyes. I recognized him instantly. Sebastian Hale. Westfield’s captain. The one who had dismantled Hawthorne’s offense on Friday night and smiled at me afterward like he actually saw me.

He'd empty half into his groin and the other half into his skull. If his lips and teeth weren't pressed so tightly together, he would have chuckled to himself. His uncle Harold always told him he would go to prison. "You worthless little son of a bitch. You'll just end up in prison one day anyway, being someone's bitch!" he would say as he smacked Brandon around.

Harold admitted that he had lusted after the benefit Paraiso offered him. On the other hand, he had not been fond of Rue or Adaline from the start either. Hence, he followed his impulse by following Leonard and Wilfred’s suggestion to enlist Adrian, who had just turned eighteen, into the army. Harold never paid attention to where Adrian had been sent to. He spent the next few years indulging in the comfortable life brought about by Paraiso. He stopped paying attention to company matters and handed over the management to Leonard and Wilfred. Perhaps Harold realized how important Henry was after losing him and that was why he chose to submit to Leonard and Wilfred unconditionally.

Harold also said with a light smile, "Yes, of course. And listen, you don't have to worry about your friend. Rhino is an angry guy but never abuses or disrespects girls." Ezlyn said with a happy look on her face, "Really, are you telling the truth? V swear, I can't describe to you how happy I'm now after listening to you." Harold frowned and asked, " V swear! What is V?" Ezlyn looked at Harold in surprise and put her hands on both cheeks and exclaimed, "What! You don't know V? Who doesn't know about The Great Kim Tae Hyung?" Harold swallowed at Ezlyn's expression and words. It seemed to him like he should die right off the roof right now to ask such a question.

What was telling me wasn’t funny at all, it sounded traumatic yet he seemed to be choking with held-up laughter. He shook his head as the amusement in his eyes intensified. Curiosity rose within me as I wanted to know what was so funny he couldn’t say it in front of a lady. “Don’t say, I didn’t warn you,” he said raising his finger. “Try me,” I replied wiggling my brows playfully. “I haven’t told you what distracted me,” he said and then a smile got plastered on his perfectly carved face as he resumed narrating. “The captain of my team refused to quit eating dumplings last night despite all our warnings. During the training this morning, with each squat and jump he did, he kept on farting!”