Melvin Captain Underpants Novels & Stories

Melvin reached Wilson's bedside. He looked at the man covered in medical tubes, most of his face hidden behind an oxygen mask. Wilson looked lifeless, thanks to the effect of the sedatives he was under. There was nothing but pure contempt and malice in the way Melvin looked at him. Melvin pulled down his mask and showed a twisted, ugly smile. Facing the unconscious man he was about to send to hell with his own two hands, he began a final monologue that only the final victor could make.

He was too tall, uurgh! "Now, that's interesting. What do we have here? Melvin, come take a look. Our little sister is in love with a fallen angel" "Let me see that" Melvin said and I paled. "No, no, Melvin. You can't see that. I drew a naked spider. You hate spiders remember?" I rambled. "A naked spider? I'll like to see that" Melvin said, smirking. "Uh-no... I lied. I-uh- I drew a naked female ant"

This had become my addiction, lying face down on the bed, taking in every scent that lingered, making sure that I didn’t dull it with mine. I was turning pathetic wasn’t I? I grabbed the console, maybe a quick game would take a few things off my mind, the door banged open, Caleb walked in with a smile on his face. “Captain!” his cheerful voice filled the room.“Not now Caleb,” I grumbled. He let out a low chuckle. “Don’t be like that. If someone hears they would think I am a bug. And you know that I am anything but a bug...” “Caleb,” I called out in a low tone, my voice drawing his attention to me. “You are a bug, in fact, if there was a way to take you off the earth, you would be the first p

Melvin burst into laughter at my reaction. "What the fuck was that?!" "Ok, the first one you ate was earthworm flavoured, the second one was pickle, and the last one was literally trash." I was about to attack him when he said, "Ok it wasn't trash! It was expired boiled egg." At that moment I felt sick. "Woah! Don't throw up!" He handed me a glass of champagne. "Drink up." I scanned him. This could be another trick for all I knew.

The boys and girls went crazy at such parties. “Come on sweetie… loosen up a little… how about… you know… we…” Melvin said, biting his lower lip seductively. Melvin was friends with Andy. He was a jerk and a flirt. He thought every girl would blush at his cheesy words and end up in his bed. “I'm not interested… Where's Andy?” she asked instead and shifted her gaze around. Because of the flashing lights. She didn't see Andy or Hazel anywhere. “That's enough Melvin… buzz off” came Hazel, and she joined them. “She said no… go and make use of your dick somewhere else” Hazel spat out bitterly and Melvin's expression morphed into a deadly one

"Who wants to spar with the new girl?" I expected another woman to step forward, but instead, it was a male who did. The same captain from earlier. Melvin. "I'll do the honors." Amelia's smile instantly faded. "Why don't you pick on someone your own size, Melvin? She's just a beginner." "I don't recall there being any rules about who can or can't challenge her," Melvin retorted, glancing at me. His scar crinkled with a cruel smile. "Besides, she can always surrender. She seems to be good at that."

He looked at the man in front of him as if he was a demon. Dean nonchalantly gave his orders, "Find some guys and entertain our sex-deprived Mr. Melvin. Let him feel what it is like to be fucked." Hugo turned around to carry out his task. Not long after, several large, muscular brutes appeared, stood in line with their heads covered with masks, and waited for further instructions. Melvin struggled to crawl towards the corner of the house as he stammered, "No! Please, let me go." Dean waved his hand, and the masked brutes moved forward with their hands reaching for Melvin.

He would leave the room to work, and Melvin would come in. Melvin was a gem, she actually loved having him around. He dressed in a beach shirt and short pants now that he got permission from Gabriel. She made flower crowns from him, and flower necklaces. Even with a killer expression, she thought he looked like a big teddy bear. He always laughed at her jokes, was very helpful with heavy lifting, and she knew more about Melvin in one week than she ever did with Gabriel in two months.

CURSED After the death of Cassandra, Melvin continued with his life. His secret was safely tucked away in the deep forest. He never gave her another thought; he felt free and happy to get rid of her. Melvin had always thought of Cassandra’s love for him as choking. She was always making him take vows that he would love her forever. He had repeated the vows just to please her and get between her pants. Getting her pregnant was not part of his plans. He was young and had lots of adventures to partake in, having a wife and child was the last thing on his mind, when she told him of her pregnancy, her smile irked him, and the way she cradled her invisible bump got on his nerves.

He was supposed to be my teammate, my responsibility as captain, but right now, looking down at him, all I wanted to do was pin him against the glass and wipe that arrogant smile right off his face. "You're in my way, Captain," Jules panted, his voice dripping with that fake innocence that always made my jaw tick. He pushed his helmet up, running a gloved hand through his sweat-dampened hair, completely unfazed by the fact that I was towering over him. "Unless you're planning to ask me out, you need to back off." I leaned in closer, letting him feel the sheer size of me, letting him smell the sweat and the cold air clinging to my jersey.