Hiccup Haddock Novels & Stories

“Benji, the night of Hazel’s party, I found my mate, well actually he found me. Hiccup! I punched him in the face, He’s team pancakes, He spent the night with me, and we sparred, and he kicked my butt, but I held my own against him. Hiccup! We danced in the rain and our wolves played. We ate Chinese food together like a date. Hiccup!” As I continued to hiccup my way through my confession, Benji only listened with bated breath. “Motorcycles, during a rogue attack, we were mates. I shifted into all my forms. We had mind-blowing sex. We said we love each other. Alpha Radar commanded me to reject him. Hiccup.”

Well, I have had my fair share of excuses here and there. But for the record, I was terribly sick last night and I was having a deadly tummy ache which caused me multiple trips to the bathroom the entire day and night. Scallops, it had to be that fresh scallops. Curse those scallops I had for dinner, now I missed my chance to meet the ultimate love of my life, Landon Thompson. He’s the drummer of SatPat and the best drummer in all over the globe. I even told my dad to buy me front row tickets but I had to sell it because I don’t want to embarrass myself and poop in my pants. Talk about bad luck.

Dory replied. Being a maid, Dory usually lived a careful and restricted life in the presence of the Yggdrasill family. However, in front of an ordinary person without legs like Alex, she was able to act like herself. After rubbing her hands on her body, she laughed. “You’re in luck today. This fish is a spiritual tiger-striped carp that Old Yuron just caught from Clearwater Lake. It’s delicious. Normally, I would be reluctant to buy it.” “Is it very expensive?” Alex asked.

I reply, sitting at a table. “I see…” She nods slowly. “What are you ordering?” “Stuffed haddock fillets.” I reply. The dish brings back memories as that was what bonded me with Ava, a little. I loved the way she made it and I will even pay her to make it for me. A waiter comes over to my table and I order my food, waiting for it patiently. “You haven't found your mate, huh?” I ask just to make a conversation and stop the awkwardness in the air.

Sassa was like a caged beast, pacing up and down, sometimes making throttling motions with her hands, while Daphne lay, unmoving, her mood a listless one even when their food arrived. Having never liked herring, she was acquiring a taste for it now. It was either that or starve. The little bones irritated her, even though she doubted she would choke on them. There was nothing to drink but beer, this being principally an alehouse which offered “extras”, as Cedric kept pointing out.

"Your leg hasn't even healed, and you're already thinking of others. How thoughtful." I glanced at the table. There were shrimp, crab, and scallops. Every single dish contained seafood that would give me a severe allergic reaction. A memory tore open like a wound. When I was ten years old, Claire secretly chopped up shrimp meat and mixed it into ravioli filling. After I ate it, my whole body swelled up, and I could barely breathe, nearly going into shock. Claire had laughed hysterically outside the emergency room. "Look at how ugly she looks! She's even uglier than before!"

Every day Aki practiced sliding down Shun’s side to shield herself from imagined enemy fire while simultaneously holding her bow under the horse’s chin and returning fire, all at full gallop. Hippocamps, however, were a completely different breed of horses. The name meant “sea horse” but they were more kin to reptiles. One specimen floated by the dock of Pukkitunturri after the blue Slayer Aleksandr, also known as Sasha, blew a conch-shell horn to make a long, eerie and rumbly call. Even with most of its body submerged and only its neck sticking out of the water, the hippocamp dwarfed Sasha and the rest of the crowd gathered on the small dock carrying sputtering torches and powdered with sno

I stated firmly and heard my name being yelled from the dock. Standing at an impressive seven feet was Ukupanipo, his lovely wife and another boy around my height that was covered by iridescent fish scales and tattoos up and down each of his arms. His eyes were the lightest blue and they were wide and glued on Hoka. I felt my hand get released and looked down to see Hoka open mouthed staring at the boy on the dock. Hoka glanced at me quickly and said he had a tingling. I chuckled and watched the Shark God. Ukupanipo headed towards me with a deep chuckle. "Let's introduce our boys, they seem enamored with one another," he grinned and patted my back.