Hilarious Long Stories Novels & Stories

The Day Lily Learned Peanut Could Laugh It happened completely by accident. God. Which seemed unfair. Fair. Because Lily had been trying to make Peanut laugh for weeks. Reasonable honestly. Weeks. Actual weeks. God. She had danced. Fair. Sung songs. Reasonable. Made ridiculous faces. God. Invented entire performances. Fair. Nothing worked. Reasonable. At best, Peanut smiled. God. Which was nice. Fair. But Lily wanted more. Reasonable. She wanted a laugh.

Though his form of payment were long and boring war stories of his past. Old man Cabbage’s house was so old everyone in the town was afraid it would one day collapse and bury the old man under, to which his response was, ‘what are you brats talking about? Old Lilly here has withstood even nuclear bombs. There’s no way for it to fall apart now.’ Everyone knew he was just delusional. There had never been a war let alone a nuclear bomb anywhere near Old Crows Town unless the house was a migrating one that followed the old man to war. Plus, the house was a fragile one made of wood. There was no way it would survive gunshots, let alone a nuclear bomb. “That old man is just so pitiful. He’s all al

"I'm not good at this stuff, but I'm sorry for asking you about your illness. It wasn't something I should've pried into. It probably wasn't something you wanted to talk about." I waited for a few seconds for his response, but he wasn't saying anything. I turned back around and saw him trying to hold his laughter in. "H-Hey, why the hell are you laughing?!" I exclaimed as I pulled on his collar. "I just didn't expect that from you." He replied as he covered his face and continued laughing. I let him go and felt the shame consume me. "Just stop." I said as I covered my face a little. "It's embarassing enough that I said all that."

the ant said. The moment the ant mentioned that the yam he received from his in-law is as big as his right lap, the Lion King, his cabinet, and all the animals present in the palace looked at the tiny lap or thigh of the ant and compared it with the alacritous way of saying it, and imagined his exaggeration and they were all engulfed in uncontrollable laughter. The Lion King laughed so hard that he fell off his throne rolling on the ground and throwing his four legs upward. The elephant laughed to the point that he fell and destroyed the Pillar holding the Veranda of the palace. There was a lot of noise and destruction caused by the laughter in the palace. After several minutes of laughter a

“He’s so refreshing!” Auntie asked Finn to sing for them. He stood up, cleared his throat, and belted a terrible edition and version of “Can’t Help Falling in Love” soo off-key and, dramatic, his arms spread wide like he was on Broadway. Halfway through, he forgot the words and started making them up: “Wise men say… only fools rush in… but I can’t help… falling in love with your daughter… and her excellent taste in lasagna…” The table erupted in laughter, even Dad cracked a smile.

Tips started pouring in faster now, donations pinging one after another. “Take that toy deeper for us, Luna.” The chat was eating up the way my voice kept cracking and getting breathier. Every time a big tip came through, Kai made me say it out loud while he played with the remote. “Thank you for the fifty bucks Mike. You’re so generous, it makes me so happy.” My voice broke right in the middle as he cranked the vibrator to max for a few long seconds. I had to fake a cough to cover the whimper that almost escaped. My clit felt swollen and aching, every strong buzz sending sharp, electric jolts straight up my spine.

He couldn't stop fantasizing about how good the man must feel and how deep it could go. Uea covered his face and laughed excitedly. His body trembled as he laughed. "This hungry man is about to eat!!!" He rejoiced in a low voice. "Eat what?" A deep and piercing voice suddenly rang in his ears. Uea was startled. He jumped backward, and his eyes widened as he free-fell toward the ground. His butt slammed recklessly on the hard ground. He let out a painful groan. "Damn it." He cursed as he tried to endure the pain.

Way too much food. But nobody seemed to care. The apartment filled with laughter. Stories. Jokes. Playful arguments. At one point Lily and Greta somehow ended up debating who knew me better. Minnie naturally joined in. Mostly to expose embarrassing childhood stories. Which I absolutely did not appreciate. "Remember when Carla tried cutting her own hair?" "Minnie." "And cried because she looked like a mushroom?" "MINNIE." The laughter that followed nearly shook the apartment. I buried my face in a pillow.

"What do you call a one legged hippo?" "What?" "A HOP-po! Get it? A HOP-po? Ha-ha!" I laughed at my very funny joke. I don't get why Nathalie didn't laugh, I mean, it was pretty hilarious. So, It's been a week that I didn't go to school due to my situation, and now I'm ready to face the same boring class with the same boring teachers. "You've been gone for a week and now you've come back with a punchline? Unbelievable." Rhea slammed the tray filled of food on our table.

I whispered again. Kissing Tania’s cheek, I gently spoke into her ear. “Are you alright Tania?” She finally stirred, and then opened her eyes. “That was the best experience I’ve ever had, how did you learn to do that?” “Oh, it’s something I read about in an erotic story,” I lied. Putting her arms around my neck, she whispered, “Fuck me, fuck me hard.”