The Actor's Contract
“Don’t worry. We’ll work on that.”
How do they do that? It’s like they’ve got a psychic hotline into my soul. When this family one day peels off their skin to reveal capes and latex suits, I will not be shocked.
“I’ve known these guys for years,” Haley continues. “Sure, they’re apes and horny hounds, but they’re not into strip shows or prostitutes.”
“Thanks, Mom,” Damion chuckles. “For making us sound so feral.”
“You are feral,” she snaps, then continues. “An occasional bunny here, a groupie there, maybe a fan or two in a hot tub … but never hoes.”
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