How To Anoy Your Parents Novels & Stories

Ann spoke with a naughty grin on her face. I smiled. Sex and foreplay always incapacitated him, even though his moral compass wouldn’t allow him to take it too far. But there was someone else they weren’t thinking of, “What do we do about my dad?” “Buy him ‘you’re the best dad’ mug?” I laughed. “That would work. How about we just come back tomorrow?”

When we were sequestered in her room, I said: "So what's the plan and when do we start, Jody?" "First off, we just be our sexy selves and torment my father," said Jody. "Then later tonight when we're in bed we get up and walk in on my parents fucking. Mum will be doing her imitation of me while fucking dad so we'll catch him in the act of fucking me, ha ha ha!" "Once we're in the room and he's all embarrassed, we act all shocked and mum will say something like, 'Well, here she is dear, maybe you should just fuck the real thing?' and that's when I agree with her and mount him." said Jody.

I ask my parents in a shrill voice. We were having a normal dinner a second ago, and suddenly they dropped this HUGE bomb on me—what were they thinking? Gosh. I think I’m close to having a panic attack! My parents exchange looks with each other, and I frown at their expressions. They seem surprised I’m raising my voice at them, but I can’t help it. I usually never raise my voice or complain about things. As the Snowflake pack’s Omega, I seldom make myself heard, but this is a matter I can’t ignore.

So, Lizzy decided - tonight she'd act a bit extra cuddly, asking her parents to join her in watching her favorite show! Lizzy and Sophie Ye were the best of friends. When Lizzy confided her feelings to Sophie, the latter was quick to offer a strategy. Sophie, with her rich experience in these matters, advised, "Lizzy, you should look really sad, almost on the verge of tears. That way, your uncle and aunt will ask, 'What's wrong, darling?', and that's when you can act all sweet. They'll agree to anything you say!" That's exactly how Sophie would get her way every time. Her parents would always give in!

I replied slightly confused. "The fact that if we can't convince you, we can force you. Dead or alive, we're still your parents." He added, looking me straight in the eyes. I gasped and as loud as I could, I screamed, "No!" The ground rumbled, trees shook, and I cleared my throat. "I didn't expect it to be that loud.." I said to myself. Shaking my head, I added to my parents. "I'm not asking to see you, I don't want to turn my emotions back on."

Mom asked worriedly. “Nothing!” I replied and went inside my room. “I think we need to get her married.” Dad said when I was closing my door. “For the first time, I think you 're right. She just shouted at us can you believe it.” Mom said with shock in her voice. Why do parents always have one solution for any unusual behavior they see in their children? I questioned and didn’t get any reply from anywhere.

My mother would pretend everything was fine and then tell me that my father had to cancel at the last minute. It was a terrible thing, feeling like your own parent does not want you. I had to do something to cheer him up. “Hey, Marcus,” I placed him in his tall chair. “How about this? You finish your vegetables, and I take you… to the park? How does that sound?” …

Mirco frowned at me. "I'm not being kind, I just wanted you to understand your parents and make it up to them. I honestly wanted us to have dinner. The three of us, my parents, and yours. Don't you think it would've been great if our families were close?" I said with a soft smile playing on my lips. They don't look convinced. Sighing in frustration, I took in a deep breath before I leaned closer, flattering my eyes at them. "Please, Zen? Mirco? Talk to your parents, for me?" I pleaded while pouting my lips, trying to look cute since this is always effective whenever I do this to get what I want from them.

Seriously… this is going to be a family affair? “Really! Those two! We just wanted the parent's first mom!” I sulk. Oakley and Leo chuckle at the pout that appears on my face. Clearly, they still have some things to learn about me, as I occasionally pull out the pout in order to deal with my parent's behaviour. In the past, it has been an effective tool in order to get them to back down on certain issues. Today, however, my mother ignores my clear discomfort. “Lil, behave. We are all just excited.” Her mother quips back. Great. They better fucking stay that way once they know the whole story.

He exhaled as he looked at his father. "She is the most annoying person I've ever come across. I can't stand her any longer, her presence is killing me!" He stressed. "Really? And what has she been doing to annoy you?" He asked. "Everything!" He cut in. "Like?" He asked again and he kept silent while fuming. Mateo smiled as he sipped his drink while looking at his enraged son. "If you really want her to leave sooner, then you should do the needful on time. Put her in the family way" he said in a calm voice.