How To Annoy Your Cousin Novels & Stories

Someone smacks at my hands and I fall slightly to the side before I snap my head up to glare at my cousin, who got up out of his seat just to lean over Laila and smack at me. “You stop flirting with him now,” Jesse says, frowning down at me. “I don’t approve of this romance, and Uncle Dominic is going to rip the head off of any Prince that first kidnapped and then threatened to kill you on a weekly basis –“ I snarl up at my cousin, a blush rising to my cheeks. God, who the hell invented cousins? And why did they make them so embarrassing?

She asked her cousins. Grinning, they nodded. She released me and swept her hands towards the three. "These annoying triangles are my notorious cousins." She smirked. They returned it with a glare. I placed my right palm on my mouth to tamp down the bubble of laughter that seemed to tickle through my loins. As expected, I didn't succeed. It all came out in a sing-song way. "Joyce, you're not one to talk, you know?" The adolescent shot back in a sickly sweet voice.

I asked with emphasis. "Who?" they asked at the same time. "My fucking COUSIN!" I even emphasized COUSIN. "What the! What are you going to do now?" Mico asked. "It's good that your cousin has already scored, you're not haha!" Arnold laughed. I looked at him evilly, he closed his mouth because if I didn't I would really break his face. I looked at my empty glass and when I held it tightly it broke. The pain I feel is worse than the wound in my hand. "What the fuck Lance, are you crazy?" Reland shouted in shock.

"You don't have anything to ask? Maybe you want to know why she left you." My cousin's eyes widened. "How did you know that?" I laughed." Come on, don't be so surprised. You know me, I have eyes and ears everywhere." I winked at him. "But don't worry, I won't tell a single soul. If you want, I can give you tips on how to take care of a woman, especially at night. "Stop! You are gross!" I laughed loudly. I hugged Clent, trying to ease his worries. "I'm just joking."

His tone was angry. He must be annoyed because my father won't stop bothering him if he doesn't get what he wants. "It's been more than a week since I turned off my phone," I answered nonchalantly. "It's too noisy." There was silence for a moment, then Marvin laughed loudly. I put the phone away from my ear, worried that that part of my body would fall apart at the sound of my cousin's laughter. "You're strange, cousin. How can you say that the telephone you use for your family's purposes is actually noisier than the telephone you use for business?"

“How else did you expect to find the bathrooms?” “We could always watch scary movies?” Kam suggested. Rose just narrowed her eyes at him, then lightly bit his nose. I shook my head. “We need something stronger.” I bit my lip while I thought about it. “Rose, how do you feel about my cousins?” “Annoying asshats who need to be dumped into a pile of shit, run over by a steamroller, and tossed into toxic waste barrels to be buried and never seen again,” she responded promptly. “Why?”

I tell her something I know will set her off, simply because I know it would. “Good girl,” I whisper lowly, placing a kiss on her exposed shoulders then turning and leaving her in an instant. She whips her head, glaring at my back as I walk away. I smile this time, happy with myself. “Having a mate must be all sunshine and shit,” my annoying cousin says from behind me. I hadn’t even noticed when he got close. I feel like breaking his front teeth for touching her the way he did earlier. He is a fucking flirt and doesn’t know how to keep it in his pants. He fucks anything that moves and wears a skirt, as long as she has a pulse, then she is good enough for him.

“That pretty girl a while ago? With huge Bs?” “Diana? She’s my cousin and she is not my textmate.” “So you're telling me, you really have a textmate.” My blood is rising now. “Yes but I haven’t sent my messages-- I mean. It’s nothing.” I glare at him. This guy is unbelievable. I didn’t know I could feel as angry as this to him. “Okay. So, you call her your COUSIN eh. How many girls do you call cousin ha?” His face looks amused now. A face of a guy trying to control a laugh is making me more irritated.

I replied "Believe me you are" he said and I sighed "Fine, I wish I could kill you" I said and he chuckled "I know you can't" he replied "You are so full of yourself, why do I have to get an annoying cousin" I said and he chuckled once again "You know we can always fight about who the annoying cousin is, but right now we are getting late for dinner" he said with a smirk on his face "I'm going" I said and he smiled

"That's not a compliment." "Grouchy pants." "Leave me alone. I'm cold, tired, jetlagged and hungry." "Oh poor baby," Max cooed pinching my cheek. "Do you need a hug?" "Once again, fuck off," I snapped pushing him away from me. "You and your brothers are literally the most annoying people in this world. I could remorselessly strangle all four of you." "Now that is not a very nice thing to say about your only cousins." "Not my only cousins anymore. Tobias and Maddison have two little girls," I replied looking back over to the four men guarding the entrance to the building.