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“Hey, kiddo.” She doesn’t even look at me. “Don’t you think I’m a bit too old to be called that? I am getting engaged tomorrow, after all.” My chest tightens. “I dont give a shit. You know you'll always be my baby sister.” “And you'll always be the damn annoying older brother who insists on babying me.” She shoots back, "You know, if we shifted and sparred, I would hand you your ass.” I laugh, and she puffs her cheeks out in annoyance, looking oddly cute for such a smartass.

I did that all by myself. “Cheer up. It’s not a death sentence.” “No, it’s much, much worse. You don’t have an annoying stalker, or annoyingly protective brothers, and an even more annoying brother’s friend, who annoys you. And you didn’t say goofy stuff to that same annoying ass because he’s so annoyingly sexy, and now he’s going to be even more annoying.” I squint my eyes trying to count how many times I’ve said the word ‘annoying’, but it still doesn’t seem enough.

"You should be worried about the pain of shifting and not insulting each other" "See Matthew, she said shut up". Matthew glares at Mark and hits his head. "Anne, Matthew hit me", mark whines. "You started it", Matthew shouts back. She sighs and face palm herself. "Mark, stop annoying him and you Matthew, stop hitting your brother". At that moment, Eric walks in and smacks the both of them. "Leave your sister alone". Annaliese smiles at the sound of the voice and jumps on her older brother, hugging him tightly.

I was also very naughty, stubborn and a crybaby. Being the youngest among my brother's and sisters I always wanted things done my way. I was a spoiled brat that's for sure! Having fun and annoying my brother Rylan was one of my favourite activities. I remember I used to stick to him like glue and would follow him around wherever he used to go and he would always hide from me and this used to annoy me alot. Oh, and I remember whenever his friends used to visit him at home still I would not leave them alone and try to be part of their conversation despite my irritating behaviour they all used to love me.

I left my spoon to the place, stopping with fiddling with it. "My siblings are terrible, really terrible. They really piss me off all the time, I'm just too frustrated by them." He breathed out his laughter. "They are?" I raised my eyebrows with a smile. "My sister, Milania is always pestering me. Seth and Milania always argue over everything." He shook his head, "they never miss a chance to pick on each other abd they're really the best when they team up to make fun." He chuckled. "Wow, that's cool." I said uninterestedly, resuming to fiddling with my spoon.

he says and I laugh. "That is none of your business", Ri spits and I can sense he is getting annoyed. "Aww, isn't he cute when he gets all flustered, "Luke teases and pinches his brother's cheeks. "Are you going to help us find ..." before he can complete the sentence he notices all his siblings are staring at us. "The thing." "You have to be more specific brother," Luke teases. "Luke", Orion yells now annoyed. "She's fine, fine let's go," he says and they both try to walk out of the room shoving each other.

I rolled my eyes, if my mom isn't in the kitchen then she's either in front of the idiot box or at some friends place planning the next shopping spree. "Don't kiss random strangers or fall on your face or lick a chewing gum off a tree branch." My brother's teasing voice rang through the house. I looked at his half open door, scowling at it. He said this or something else equally annoying every time I went anywhere. At first it was amusing but now it was just plain aggravating.

Stephanie thought about how to talk to her brother about it throughout the day. The worst-case scenario would be for her to just start yelling at him the next time she saw him staring, perhaps even in front of her parents to increase the shock factor. She instantly brushed that idea aside, realizing that it may severely embarrass him and permanently damage their usually cordial sibling relationship.

He assured me and I immediately clocked in on what he was saying. "I think it would also interest you that your beloved sister is getting involved with a man that you don't think deserves her. The only problem with this situation is that she doesn't seem to care, it is just a way of expressing herself. But I'm sure you pretty much want to grind his teeth against a wall. I don't think it's going to be easy for you though." He kept laughing mockingly. It was one thing for a person to be annoying, it was another for the person to be deliberately annoying and acting like he was some god when he wasn't.

To augment my vexation, the caller just had its way in turning out to be none other than the most annoying sister in the world, Alexa. I irascibly answered the call. "What do you want, person?" I said cantankerously, clicking my tongue as a way to further express my rage. "You can be more friendly and sweet. It will really help your dumb life, little brother." She spat. "If you don't have anything meaningful to say, get out of my phone." I latrated. "Calm down, bro." She laughed. "It's not war." I shook my head in disappointment as to how someone could be this annoying as a sister.