How To Pronounce Inappropriate Novels & Stories

I could smell the anxiety rolling off them in waves, sharp and acrid. I winced inwardly, the word hitting my ears like nails on a chalkboard. Luna Zane. God, it just didn't sound right. It felt like trying to shove a square peg into a round hole, and the sheer awkwardness of it made my skin crawl. I'd have to get used to this, I supposed, but that didn't mean I had to like it. Maybe I could convince everyone to just use 'Consort' or something equally neutral. Anything but Luna.