Impermissible Desires!
"Um, the stuff you listed all mean something different. Add wood to the first word, and you have woodpecker. And 'Pee-pee' has two meanings. One, the sound of a car horn imitated by a child, and the second is the word a child says for his organ of urination. Mine does more than produce pee. It also produces warm, delicious milk of love..."
"Just stop..." she snapped, her annoyance spiking.
"No, dear. Allow me to explain. Prick means to pierce something. For example, if a needle pierces your finger, you'll exclaim, 'Ah, it pricked me!'"
"Trent Ronan Wedge!" Evanna howled, her voice a volume higher.
"As for plonker, are you calling me a clumsy fool?"
"You!"
"I'll kindly give you another expo.
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