Novel & Cerita Humor Quotes Funny

Once upon a time in a promiscuous beach resort which has a prude and nude side called Hydrus Haven, there was a fortress owned by a mysterious woman named Sheeva Mae Corporal. She's known for her old-fashioned black temple dress na mukha at kamay lamang niya ang nakikita. Her behavior and super conservative outfit were utterly out of place against the backdrop of the said haven for n*dists. The fortress and its owner alone had been a pain in the ass of the Turkish-Filipino owner of Hydrus Haven. Walang makapagsasabi kung ano ang tunay na misteryong bumabalot sa kakatwang tahanan na iyon ng dalaga. Fck whatever those goddamn mysteries na kinakanlung ng beach house na iyon! Basta ang natatanging layunin lamang ni Hydrus Horizon Hugo ay ang magiba ang bahay na iyon na sakop pa ng property na kanyang nabili. Subalit ang lagay ay dadanak daw muna ang dugo ng dalaga bago magtagumpay si Hydrus na maipagiba ang tahanan niya. Paano siya magtatagumpay na ipagiba ang bahay na iyon kung sa bawat impormasiyon na nakukuha niya tungkol sa misteryosong babae ay siya ring unti-unting paglambot ng puso niya? Would he be able to undesired the mysterious woman incessantly or would he forbid himself from adoring the exciting wonders his heart feels for her?

Sa kagustuhan ni Astrea na hindi madungisan ang pangalan nang pamilya niya sa nakaambang kahihiyan, dahil sa "last minute runaway" nang fiance niya na si Aiden, nakuha niyang mag renta nang magpapanggap para tumayo sa dulo nang altar. Pero hindi lang pala sa araw na iyon natatapos ang lahat, at mukhang balak silang paglaruan nang tadhana.

MONTEFIERRO BOYS SERIES #1 Cyrelle Blessica Escareal, a woman with high hopes and big dream. She used her passion for music to reach her goals in life. Although she needs to work hard at a young age, it doesn't hinder her for being a strong person. She's contented doing her gigs, being a good student and a responsible daughter of her parents. But one day, her life will turn upside down when she met Xyvier Zyair Montefierro, a man with the same life goals, interests and perspective like her. The bass guitarist of the popular band in their school named The Mythicals and also one of the sons of the infamous Congressman Leviathan Asmodeus Montefierro who holds the legacy of the Montefierro Clan. But what if their goals and dreams became more important than the love that they have for each other? Will they be able to fight for their feelings? Or will they just let go?

MED SERIES # 1 - Georgianna Isabella Carvajal is an independent and goal-driven medical technology student who aspires to be a doctor ever since she was young. Taliwas sa kagustuhan ng nanay niyang kurso para sa kanya, ipinaglaban niya ang kanyang pangarap at kinuha ang kursong gusto niya. Sa kalagitnaan ng pag-abot niya sa kanyang pangarap, nakilala niya ang isang lalaking hindi niya inaakalang magkakaroon ng malaking bahagi sa buhay niya– si Caleb Atticus Avanzado, isang criminology student na nangangarap maging bahagi ng hukbong sandatahan ng Pilipinas. She believed that loving him was like playing with fire. Little did she know that he would be her greatest downfall.

Dahil sa pag-imbita kay Thiago na pumunta sa isang illegal na Auction kung saan nagbebenta ang isang sindikato ng isang babaeng berhen ay nakilala niya si Keyla. Ang unang babaeng bumihag sa kanya. Ang babae binili niya kapalit ng isang daang million. Isa kasi ito sa inihain sa Auction nabihag agad siya sa ganda ng katawan at mala-dyosa nitong mukha. Ngunit hindi niya inaasahan na isa pala itong alagad ng isang secretong organization na tinatawag na Trial and justice secret organization or TAJSO. At layunin nitong iligpit at humuli ng mga taong may illegal na gawain. At ang pakay nito ay patayin ang isa sa mga bumibili ng babae sa Auction. Kitang-kita niya kung paano ito tumalon mula sa stage habang tangan ang baril mula sa security na inagawan niya. Kahit string bikini at kulay pulang lace na gown lamang ang suot nito. Ay walang kahirap-hirap nitong napatay ang kalaban. Sinubukan niya itong pigilan sa tangkang pag-alis ngunit nagdatingan ang mga pulis at maski siya ay hinuli. At hindi niya makakalimutan ang huling ginawa nito. Makita pa kaya niya ulit si Keyla? At maitatago kaya niya ang kanyang pagkatao bilang isang makapangyarihang MAFIA?

Nakatali sa isang nakalulungkot na tradisyon ng kanilang pamilya, si Noah, isang matapang na negosyanteng may mabigat na obligasyon sa kanyang pamilya, at si Zuzane, isang artistang naghahangad ng kalayaan mula sa mundo ng industriya, ay napilitang magkasama dahil sa Unwritten Contract. Itinuturing ni Noah na ang kasal ay isang madiskarteng hakbang upang matiyak ang kanyang mana, habang tinitingnan naman ito ni Zuzane bilang isang kulungan. Tulad ng karamihan, may mabigat na pader ang nasa pagitan ng dalawang. Isa sa nakahahadlang sa magandang pagsasama nila bilang mag asawa. Sa isang iglap ay mababago ang lahat dahil sa feelings na bigla na lang nagparamdam. May darating na blessing para sa kanilang dalawa... A Baby. Natagpuan ni Noah ang kanyang sarili na nabihag sa kakaibang pag uugali ni Zuzane, at nakita ni Zuzane ang isang kahinaan sa ilalim ng matigas na panlabas ni Noah. Habang nilalalakbay nila ang hindi pa natukoy na teritoryo ng kanilang buhay, kinakaharap nila hindi lamang ang kanilang sariling kundi pati na rin ang mga panggigipit ng lipunan na nakakulong sa kanila. Maaari bang mamulaklak ang pag-ibig sa harap ng tungkulin? O mananatili bang nakatali ang kanilang mga puso sa kanilang hindi sinasabing mga pagnanasa? The Unwritten Contract ay tungkol sa mga komplikadong pag-ibig at pagrerebelde, kung saan ang tradisyon ay sumasalungat sa pagnanasa para sa kalayaan. Muli bang isusulat nina Noah at Zuzane ang mga tuntunin ng kanilang kasunduan, o mananatili silang nakatali sa hindi nakasulat na kontrata?

Things should have been easier for Zane Lardizabal, Bastardos' leader, if only he wasn't too drunk and stupid to fall for a one-night stand. Ang alas niya para i-blackmail ang presidente ng isang prominente na media company ay nawala nang nakawin ng babae na nakasama niya ang jacket niya at ipalit ang sirang underwear nito. And he is dead set in finding her and reclaiming what is his. Ang problema? Dala ng sobra na kalasingan ay wala siyang rekoleksyon sa babae na iyon. Months after her one-night stand, Serenity Enriquez, then vows to fix her life and be serious with a man for once. She tries to forget everything about that night, mabuti na lamang at sa sobrang kalasingan niya ay wala siyang rekoleksyon sa lalaki na nakasama niya. At sa pagbabago na nais niya ay magtatagpo ang landas nila ni Axel Salvacion, ang bagong empleyado sa kumpanya nila. She wants him, and she will make him hers. Ang problema? Ayaw sa kan'ya ni Axel at inis na inis sa kan'ya ang lalaki. But in the twisted turn of events, fate will help Zane find Serenity to take back what is his. And in a flick of a finger, Serenity will get what she wants the most, Axel. But things got more complicated after that. Sa magulong sitwasyon nila, mabubunyag kay Serenity ang tunay na katauhan ng taong hinahabol niya. Zane is Axel on a mafia mission against Serenity's father. And as twisted as it sounds, the hidden mafia's heart has been stolen by Serenity in the process. Pero ang pagmamahal ni Serenity ay napalitan nang galit at takot sa tunay na katauhan ng lalaki na mahal niya. Will Serenity still have a chance to run away and reclaim her serene life after being entangled with the hidden mafia?

Alexandra Sarmiento always wanted to end up with a woman, though she could be attracted to men, she couldn't imagine kissing, hugging, having sex, and loving a man. After being rejected by the woman she likes, Alex just tried to find a woman she could hook up with online. She was paired with Avy, a beautiful but a little bit muscular woman. They decided to meet up as Alex finds her attractive and interesting... she was totally her type... not until she saw a huge and unusual thing in between Avy's legs… and there she realized that Avy was a man.

Jayden Lazaro’s life changed when a guy named Johnson Dawson, who was running for his life, accidentally entered his house while bleeding to death that night. Johnson’s evil stepbrother wanted to kill him and their Grandfather who was in the far province of Belio Ricio. Out of kindness, Jayden let Johnson stay in his house for a couple of days. But Jayden knew that his life was in danger too when he decided to let Johnson stay and when the bad guys who were after Johnson saw his face. The moment he knew that he doesn’t have a choice, he made the biggest decision in his life to go with Johnson on his journey to save his Grandfather in Belio Ricio, for his safety and in the name of love.

Happy-go-lucky Joshua Safiro is a gullible omega who had lived with his overprotective mom for 18 years. Now that she has decided to get married, he is suddenly exposed to a world full of perverted alphas, scheming relatives, and fake friends. It gets even worst after he finds out that he is the sole heir to a billion dollar business conglomerate! He was lucky to have met the cinnamon smelling Atty. Del Mirasol who seems to find his vanilla scent as irresistible as he is. SPG WARNING: R18 Reader discretion is advised. This is borderline YAOI and contains graphic sexual scenes. DO NOT READ if you find this content offensive. TRIGGER WARNING: self-degradation, assault, molestation.