Humor Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Hindi typical na gawin ng isang Ashmer Guieco ang tumawa pero kapag ako kausap niya ay puro gano'n ang ginagawa niya. Like hell! Am I actually funny, or are my words just too dull and nonsensical for him to laugh at? "You're quite funny." Blangko ang mukha kong tumitig sa kanya. Sinabi na nga ba! Kung sa iba ay compliment ang gano'n, well, sa akin ay insulto. Haduf ang lalaking ito! "So, katawa-tawa nga ako sa'yo? Wow. Just wow." Nanlaki naman ang mata niya. "No, that's not my point. I mean, your sense of humor..."

Mas lalo na kung ikaw ang subject ng obsession n'ya. "Point taken. Puwede ka ng maging philosoper sa dami ng mga quotable quotes mo. Come to think of it, sisikat ka. If you want to change your career, now's the time." "I'll take that as a compliment, baby doll. But no thanks. Busy ako." Inungusan ko siya. Ang kapal talaga ng apog ng gunggong na 'to. "Humor me. What do normal people do?"

“Mukhang may chemistry ah.” Kaella shot them a death glare. “Back to work, please!” Later, during a lunch meeting with a prospective client, Kaella was mid-pitch when Jerome, attempting to assist, accidentally shared a draft slide that wasn’t supposed to be in the presentation—complete with a meme Kaella had inserted as a private joke. The room went silent… then erupted in laughter. The client wiped tears from his eyes. “I like your team’s sense of humor. It makes this pitch memorable.”

Hindi pa naman ako nakapag search kagabi ng something motivational and inspiring quote puro cheesy pick-up lines lang. Buti na lang at nakita ko 'yong quotes for life na nakadikit sa pader. Hindi ko pinahalata na binabasa ko 'yon at dahil do'n, pinuri nila ako kahit na medyo nandaya ako kaya umamin na lang ako at natawa sila. "Pero if words of wisdom para kay Jaq..." this time, I really think hard to form words that could satisfy him to keep living. "Nothing is permanent in this wicked world. Not even our troubles. Kaya cheer up, Jaq. God doesn't give us what we can handle, God helps us handle what we are given." I said straight into his eyes then gave him a bright smile after.

Inilibot ko ang aking paningin at nakita ko ang iba't ibang quotes na nakasabit sa daraanan. | It's hard to answer the question "What's wrong?" when nothing's right. | Sinunod sunod ko ang pagbasa sa mga ito, nakalilibang kasi. | "We can never go back & change what has been done......but we can always learn the lessons to make things better next time...." | | "Replace tears with smiles! Don't be afraid of wrinkles as you age, because wrinkles are a sign of laughter and smiles." | Ang cute naman nito!

Tila ba nasa loob ito ng comedy bar at hindi niya mapigilan mapahalakhak sa joke na narinig. Nang kumalma si Amber ay agad siyang nagpunas ng butil ng luha na gumilid sa kanyang mga mata. “Sorry, I think I heard a nice joke.” Inabutan siya ni Zavian ng tubig para tuluyang mapakalma. “Are you this desperate to have me invited to your house?” Napailing si Amber. “Pay me? Ridiculous.” Agad na nanlamig ang ekspresyon ni Amber nang sabihin ang salitang ‘Ridiculous’.

Halos sumayaw ang mga bulate ko sa tiyan dahil sa sinabi niya! I giggled. "Naku, hindi n'yo naman ako kailangang ihatid!" I even swayed my hand in the air as if they were teasing me. "Papabuksan ko lang ang gate..." The other side of my lips rose. Hindi man lang nila magawang tumawa sa joke ko? "Ganoon ba? Ngayon na po ako aalis," sambit ko sa mga robot na nandito. I supposed humor died somewhere around the same time emotions did in this place.