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The only audible sounds for the next few minutes were the platters of rain against the window and our heavy breathing. I saw him walk his naked ass to the bedside drawer, returning with a document in his hands. "What's this?", I questioned as I reluctantly took it from him. "A contract you need to sign to live." I grew silent as I read through the document. "If you sign that, you're going to be mine and mine alone. I'm going to have you whenever I want, and do with you whatever I please. In return, your father gets to live." *** Sofia's miserable life even darker when she is forced to be the payment for her father's debt to the most ruthless Mafia Lord in the city. Enzo had just one taste of her from a one night stand, and now he can't get her off his head. To keep her close he makes her sign a contract - BE MY SEX DOLL, AND IN RETURN, YOUR FATHER GETS TO LIVE. How long will the lustful contract hold? How will Sofia survive when she's suddenly exposed to the dark rollercoaster of Enzo's underworld? Will she keep being his private prostitute, or will there ever be an unlikely spark of love and desire?

[Selamat kerja suamiku… uh tambah ganteng habis cukuran.. jadi nggak rela buat dilepas] Keningku mengernyit dalam membaca status tetangga baruku, Miska. Aneh.. bukannya dia janda ko bikin story hati-hati di jalan suamiku. Suami yang mana? Apa dia lagi ngehalu? Aku terkekeh sambil geleng-geleng kepala. Makin hari aku makin penasaran tiap kali janda tetangga sebelah rumahku ini bikin status whatsapp, dan makin lama aku makin curiga karena statusnya selalu mengarah pada ciri-ciri suamiku. Apa ini hanya kebetulan atau janda sebelah rumahku ini nyatanya ada main dengan suamiku?

Anya Thornveil, the Beta’s first daughter, has lived her life as the unwanted one—mocked for her looks, ignored by her family, and overshadowed by her beautiful sister. On her eighteenth birthday, she finally scents her fated mate… only to be publicly rejected by him, the Alpha’s golden son. His cruel words humiliate her before the entire pack, leaving her shattered. In her pain, Anya cries out to the Moon Goddess, begging for an answer. The Goddess does not stay silent. Instead of letting her drown in rejection, she grants Anya something rare—a second chance mate. A man stronger, darker, and more devoted than she could have ever imagined. Years later, Anya returns no longer the “ugly daughter,” but a woman reborn from her scars. The Alpha’s son, who once despised her, now looks at her with regret burning in his eyes. But Anya is no longer his to claim, her true bond lies with the one who chose her, not the one who broke her. The rejected thorn has become the Moon’s chosen bloom. And this time, she will not be broken.

“Isang fake na relasyon. Isang tunay na kilig. Paano kung ang puso ang unang bumigay?” Hindi inakala ni Luna Reyes na ang simpleng pagtatrabaho sa isang coffee shop ay mauuwi sa viral na love story—at hindi rin niya inakalang billionaire pala ang tinapunan niya ng kape. Enter Ethan Villareal—isang mysterious, drop-dead gorgeous CEO na may sariling tech empire. Sa isang maling akala at trending video, napagkamalan silang magkasintahan ng publiko. Imbes na itama ang lahat, may alok si Ethan: pumayag na lang sa fake relationship kapalit ng tulong sa pangarap ni Luna—ang sarili niyang café. Walang commitment, walang feelings. Acting lang. Pero habang tumatagal ang palabas nila, parang hindi na scripted ang mga ngiti, hawak-kamay, at titig. At kung dati, kunwari lang ang kilig… ngayon, parang totoo na. Sa isang mundo kung saan lahat ay pwedeng pekein, paano kung ang puso nila ang maging totoo?

At first a joke, and now a matter of seriousness. He thought she could fall into his trap but finally find himself cut off from reality. She ressemble a mature girl, yet she isn't. No matter how strong she is and how she will hate the character of Zack, Tiara will not resist to his charm, and him too. Love gains thier hearts, no matter their differences. Romance take it path in their life with all the ignorant they possess. Toronto will be their loving paradise, happiness invade their life until reality on its own gain it's path...trying to fly made her think their love could go above all but never above lies.

Anna mengalami malam pernikahan yang kelam, diikat dan dipaksa menyaksikan perbuatan suaminya di dalam kamar pernikahannya. Kemudian pergi begitu saja dengan meninggalkan segepok uang. Datang Eldwin, pemuda berusia 18 tahun yang membantu melepaskan ikatan tangannya. Kondisi yang terikat dan mengenakan busana malam dan segepok uang itu membuat Eldwin salah paham. Ditambah Anna menyembunyikan kenyataan apa yang sebenarnya terjadi di malam itu antara Anna dan suaminya yang kabur. Tiga tahun kemudian Anna dipertemukan lagi dengan Eldwin yang sikapnya berbeda, dingin dan arogan. Dan sebuah kondisi memaksa mereka berdua untuk menikah. Apa yang sebenarnya terjadi di malam pernikahan itu? Akankah hubungan pernikahan mereka berjalan dengan harmonis, di tengah kesalahpahaman dan perbedaan usia mereka?

A 19-year-old girl, Wendy Young, invites a 20-year-old-homeless man, Lucas Kim, into her life. Spending all their time with each other, Wendy couldn’t help but fall in love with him, but with everything going down, will it all go well?

"คุณเชื่อเรื่องเด็กต้องสาปรึป่าว เด็กที่เกิดมาถูกสาปให้ไม่มีใครรัก ใช่ค่ะฉันคือเด็กผู้หญิงคนนั้น! ฉันชื่อริน รินลดา สุขสมหวัง นามสกุลเก่าฉันคือ แซ่หลี่ ฉันเปลี่ยนมันเองตั้งแต่ฉันตัดสินใจออกจากบ้านนั้นมา" _____________________ 🍀 ไรท์ขอฝากสวาทรักเกมส์เดิมพันด้วยนะคะ 🍀

Héléna est une femme qui fuit quelque chose - ou quelqu’un. Elle va rencontrer un homme qui va changer sa vie. Un autre, qu’elle pensait ne jamais revoir, refera surface. Son pouvoir est une menace pour certains, une chance pour d’autres. Les choix vont êtres difficiles. Les conséquences ? Incertaines. Parviendra-t-elle a regagner sa liberté ?

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