Humor Sarcasm Quotes

Si Celestine Monteverde. Isang matapang, matalino, at tagapagmana ng isang malaking kumpanya. Sanay siya na siya ang may control, siya ang nasusunod. Pero nagulo ang mundo niya nang makilala niya ang equally powerful at cold-hearted CEO na si Adrian Velasco. Ang boss na hindi niya inakalang magiging pinakamalaking gulo ng buhay niya. Isang gabing puno ng tension at hindi mapigilang attraction ang nagbago ng lahat. Now, she’s pregnant with his child. Pero hindi siya yung tipong magtatago o magpapatalo. Kung akala ni Adrian na kaya niyang diktahan ang buhay niya, nagkakamali siya. Sa laro ng kapangyarihan, puso, at lihim. Sino ang talagang mananalo? Ang boss ba na sanay mag-utos, o ang babaeng hindi kailanman marunong sumuko?

“Detik ini, tanpa paksaan dan dalam keadaan sadar sepenuhnya, aku jatuhkan talak tiga atas kamu Dewi Anggraini binti Wirawan. Mulai sekarang, kita bukan lagi suami istri. Kamu bisa pergi dari rumah ini.” Tiga bulan setelah kata-kata tajam itu, Radit datang dengan penyesalan. "Maafkan aku, Dewi. Aku ingin kita rujuk. Aku janji akan memberimu modal usaha untuk membuat kafe seperti impianmu. Tapi, kamu harus menikah dulu dengan laki-laki lain agar kamu halal untuk kembali menikah denganku.” Didesak kondisi ekonomi yang menghimpit, serta tanggung jawab menanggung hidup Ibu yang depresi dan tiga adik-adik yang masih sekolah, Dewi menyetujui rencana Radit. Namun, saat hari pernikahan dengan Muhallil tiba, Dewi terkejut. Pria yang berdiri di depan penghulu adalah Arkananta Daniswara Wijaya—atasan yang paling dia benci di kantor! Di kantor, mereka adalah musuh. Di rumah, mereka adalah suami-istri. Ketika Arkan mulai memanjakan Dewi dengan kemewahan yang tak pernah diberikan Radit, Radit mulai panik. Masalah belum berhenti di sana. Rahasia pernikahan siri Dewi dengan bos yang selama ini dia gunjingkan diam-diam, perlahan mulai ‘bocor’ ke rekan-rekan kantornya. Akankah Dewi memilih kembali pada Radit? Atau justru jatuh cinta pada suami yang seharusnya hanya sementara?

Clara found herself in a loveless marriage. For five years, she performed her wifey duties so well, but Bruno never really cared about her. Every second she is reminded how she robbed him off getting married to the woman he loves. On their fifth anniversary, just like the previous one, Bruno didn’t show up putting every of her effort into a waste. And when he finally did, it was the same cold expression but this time with a divorce papers thrown at her. Clara was heartbroken but it cut deeply when she found out Bruno has a secret family. A little child of three. All their years of marriage, Bruno told her he doesn’t want kids. Even when she managed to get pregnant, He forced her into abortion! *************** Years later, Clara had returned strongly, Not just the ordinary Clara but a well-known doctor who has never had a failed surgery and guess who came back begging, Bruno! “I was wrong, please forgive me! save my dying daughter! I begged you” Bronu knelt down and held Clara by the leg. Will Clara save Bruno child? What if Clara child was never aborted? Seat back and read this Drama-filled story.

Luna Ivy finally receives the blessing she has long prayed for, she’s pregnant, with triplets. After three years of giving everything to her mate, Alpha Dominic, she dreams of sharing the news and finally being loved as both his Luna and wife. But her joy shatters when she discovers Dominic’s betrayal with his childhood friend and secretary, Sophia. Heartbroken and abandoned, she divorces Dominic and walks away, determined to raise her children in secret and vowing never to let Dominic know about her pregnancy. Sophia ensures Ivy disappears out of Dominic’s life so that she would have him all for herself, but what no one knows is that Ivy, the orphan everyone dismissed as weak, is the rightful heir of a powerful Alpha bloodline. When Dominic learns of Ivy’s pregnancy too late, he will stop at nothing to bring her back. For the pains Dominic cost Ivy: Will Dominic find Ivy and win her heart again? OR Will he lose her and his children forever?

Warning: This Diary contains raw, uncensored erotic confessions. Intended for mature audiences only, exploring intimacy, fantasy, and emotional transformation through the lens of women’s experiences.

Ketika dendam bertemu cinta, siapa yang akan lebih dulu menusuk jantung? Bai Xiang, pendekar cantik dari Sekte Gunung Yang, masuk ke istana hanya untuk satu tujuan, membunuh Jenderal Han Feng, pria bertopeng hitam yang menumpahkan darah keluarganya.  Namun takdir berbalik kejam, Kaisar justru menjodohkan mereka. Kini, musuhnya tidur di ranjang yang sama, menatapnya dengan mata yang menyimpan rahasia terlalu dalam. Saat cinta tumbuh di antara bilah pedang dan kebohongan, Bai Xiang perlahan sadar, musuh sejatinya bukan pria di sisinya, melainkan orang yang selama ini ia panggil “Guru”. Dan ketika semua topeng terlepas, hanya satu pilihan tersisa: membunuh atau mencintai.

Kimani thought she was walking into her happily ever after, marrying her boyfriend of three years and fiancé of one. But at the altar, her dream shatters when proof of his infidelity is revealed. Instead of remorse, he humiliates her, blaming her and abandoning her before everyone. Whispers fill the church, pitying the bride left behind until a powerful man steps forward. Alaric Walker. Billionaire. Elusive head of the Walker empire. A man feared and respected in equal measure, who suddenly claims her as his wife right there at the altar. The city is thrown into shock. A marriage born out of scandal, doomed before it even begins or so everyone thinks. But when Alaric starts treating Kimani with kindness, protecting her, and proving to be the husband she never expected. And the marriage that everyone thought would be a joke turned out to become one of true love and protection.

Nancy Marlon, a 24-year-old woman, was forced to marry Charles Alejandro. Nancy fled as she didn't want the arranged marriage. However, Charles had already seen her photograph, and he disguised himself as a pauper to win her back. Will Nancy discover the truth and fall for Charles's charm? Find out.

"كل زواج يخفي سراً.. لكن سرّ زوجي قد يكلفني حياتي!" عشر سنوات من الحب والأمان، كانت (ليلى) تظن أنها تعيش الحلم الوردي مع زوجها (آدم)، الطبيب الناجح والرجل المثالي. لكن في ليلة عاصفة، وبسبب سقطة بسيطة من معطفه، عثرت على ما لم يكن في الحسبان: هاتف غامض، وجواز سفر يحمل صورة زوجها.. ولكن باسم غريب تماماً! رسالة واحدة مقتضبة ظهرت على الشاشة حطمت عالمها: «لقد كشفوا مكان الجثة، تخلص منها الآن واهرب!» من هو الرجل الذي ينام بجانبها كل ليلة؟ هل كان حبه لها مجرد تمثيلية متقنة؟ ولماذا تحوم سيارة سوداء غامضة حول منزلها منذ تلك الليلة؟ بينما تبدأ ليلى في نبش ماضي زوجها المظلم، تكتشف أن كل من حولها ليسوا كما يبدون، وأن الحقيقة التي تبحث عنها قد تكون هي "الجثة التالية".

Maverick's life changes when he meets the Alpha of the Riven pack, Blue Ashton. And her already dramatic life gets more drama when she finds her mate to be a human. Trying to get over the hot Luca Kraken, and to hide her pregnancy for him from him, she decides to use the college boy to make him jealous, but what happens when there is a murder? And the only suspect is her human mate, Maverick? Murder mysteries at 11:13