Humor Sarcasm Quotes Novels & Stories

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

The person beside her shot her a disapproving look, but she didn't care. She muttered under her breath, her words laden with sarcasm. "Oh, Mr. Sinclair, you're truly a visionary. I can hardly contain my excitement for your groundbreaking ideas." As Mace continued his speech, Nysaa couldn't resist interjecting with her biting commentary. "Yes, yes, the world has been waiting with bated breath for your words of wisdom. Please, enlighten us further." Her snarky remarks drew glances from those around her, but she remained undeterred. Mace's grandiose speech and self-assured demeanor were a perfect target for her biting humor.

Crayvin's brows furrow as he retorts, "Does your ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth?" I smirk, trying to cover my irritation, but I'm pretty much translucent. He probably knows how much he irritates me. "Nope, it's just sarcasm, honey," I say with my innocent voice, before adding, "But I apologize. Sarcasm just happens to fall out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours."

he frankly says. So I answered him back with a little tease, “You weren’t, remember?” And then I laugh, but I laugh alone. It seems that my sarcastic joke unintentionally puts a pinch of salt in a wound. “Oh, but it’s over now so you don’t have to worry about it,” I add.

he said, looking directly at me. The corner of my lips curled up. We went on talking about random topics, letting the heavier stuff sit in the background like it wasn’t quietly pressing against every corner of the room. For a while, it almost worked. He made a dry comment about the hospital food. I told him he was lucky he was alive to complain about anything at all. He muttered something about how I had no taste in humor, and I told him that was rich coming from someone who thought sarcasm counted as a personality trait.

Another round of grumble blessed my ears and when the complaining words ended with that tone of annoyance mixed with sarcasm, I cracked up again and harder. “Emotional and you?? Good joke.” I laughed while holding my stomach. “Haha, very funny…” sarcasm dropped off the words as N spoke. “I know, right!!” I teased, breathing between the good laugh I have Suddenly a thought surrounded my mind and I couldn’t help but smile only at some memories that were similar to this and certainly were the best of the times of my life. Remembering the good old days when such banter was more often… when laughing and jesting was the most common thing between us. I was pulled out of our halcyon memories when N

I say, grateful for his help. “You know you’re not as boring as I initially thought you were. You know how to crack jokes making you relatively funny and you know how to hold an interesting conversation” I tease. “Gee” he scoffs, “thanks so much for the compliment” he replies sarcastically.

So what do you think of a girl who “laughs at the end of his speech” Lian turns to be facing him: What do you mean? I think there is a hint in your speech to something. Maxus smiles, showing his fine teeth. You're a really clever girl and witty too. Add "cool" to them because you're really amazing. Lian sighs impatiently: What did you mean by "in a sarcasm similar to his"? Ah, add to it that you are really crazy. Maxus laughs:

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.