I Love Lucy Bloopers Novels & Stories

I expected him to make a joke, but his eyes went wide, and he didn’t say anything for a moment. “Did you tell him?” he finally asked, his voice a little unsure. “Are you kidding? Like that would help,” I replied, rolling my eyes. “And no, I’m not bringing this up. What kind of stupid person gives such a stupid advice? I hate how…. stupid your advice is.” Lucas gave a half-smile, impressed. “The hormones are like, really doing their job, huh?” “Shut up, Lucas.” I crossed my arms. “Just… go away.”

I felt grateful and happy, knowing that I had such a wonderful husband who cared for me so deeply. "Anna, I have some difficult news to share with you," Lucy said, her voice filled with concern. "Someone has posted some disturbing videos from your sister's past, showing her bullying you and other students back in high school. It's heartbreaking to watch, and I can only imagine how hard it must be for you to see this."

Lucy said, her British accent filling my ears. “There is nothing with her posting pictures…” I interrupted. Lucy had a tendency of gossiping about people she didn't like. I never took it seriously; she never really did anything about it other than endless chatter and complaining. “No, it’s not that. She just posted a picture of her with Tom in a not-so-friend-zone way… there are even emojis and stuff. Check it out right now,” Lucy said, then hung up. Lucy’s words stung like a bee. I looked around me—the dim lights, the scented candles, and all the decorations… the letter…

While we were eating, Lucy kept noting points about everyone. "Grandma eats like a camel," she noted. Diana and my mom exchanged glances while everyone else burst out in laughter. "Don't do that, Lucy," I scolded her. "But it is true, right Lucas?" Lucy asked Lucas. "Mom, you always told to say the truth, right?" Lucas asked me. I placed my hands above my lips. "Shut up and focus on the food." Lucas smiled, exposing his missing tooth. I found myself laughing at his tooth this time. Whenever I saw Lucas or Lucy's teeth, I always found it funny.

Lucy was exasperated with Hunter and quietly cursed him for his actions. She quickly tried to stop Finn when she saw him about to get the surveillance footage. “I fell because I wasn’t careful. I mistakenly thought it was Aunt Eva because I was too worried about the child inside me. “Please don’t be mad at me over this, Aunt Eva.” Lucy acted apologetic about this. If she admitted her mistake first, this could still be viewed as a misunderstanding even if they viewed the footage later.

I mumbled as I looked at Tessa graciously walking toward the classroom. "I hate all of them so much, just looking at their ugly faces ruins my day," Lucy started her insecure drama and I sighed. She has been a pack friend ever since but as we are getting older Lucy seems to be getting even more immature or may I say rebellious because of her insecurities. I know she has a lot of family issues that caused her to be a little troubled but she is lately turning into a complete maniac.

'Don't stress, Mich, that doesn't help at all. —STOP BEING STUPID AND OPEN YOUR EYES, CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE TO BE EATEN UP! —Lucy's words, or rather her shout, echoed in the classroom, grabbing our attention again. 'Does this girl love making a fool of herself or what?' My brain analyzes with determination what Lucy just said to Nefertary. She called her stupid, although I can't see her face, she must be holding herself back from killing her for such a serious offense of shouting and calling her stupid in front of everyone. Wait, she said eat them… was she talking about me? I didn't expect it, but she said it in plural, definitely Mathias too. —MISS LUCY, TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW! HOW D

“And I know I say this about everything she makes, but they really are the best.” “I would love to, Yena, but I think I should actually get going.” Lucy looked at her watch and frowned. “Really?” “Yeah…” She was avoiding my eyes. “What could possibly be more important than pot pies?” I laughed at my own dumb joke, but Lucy didn’t. She got squirmy and looked like she wasn’t sure what to say. “It’s just…” Finally she met my eyes, but she was struggling to finish her sentence. “What is it, Lucy? Is everything okay?”

That’s okay, it’s important that I get to talk to you before I go. Margo: Come on Lucy, what joke are you trying to pull? What did you call for, huh? This has got to be a prank call! Lucy: I called to say goodbye. Isn’t it funny, that I said hello just to say goodbye?! Hahahaha! Margo: LUCY YOU’RE SO ANNOYING! PLEASE, I HAVE WORK TOMORROW! LET’S JUST TALK TOMORROW OR I’LL HAVE A MIGRAINE BECAUSE OF YOU WAKING ME UP!

Adrienne's laughter bubbled up unexpectedly, surprising Lucy. Lucy cocked an eyebrow, her curiosity piqued. "Why are you laughing?" "It's just quite embarrassing. Crying in front of you like this," Adrienne said, wiping the remaining tears from her cheeks. Lucy chuckled softly, her eyes filled with affection. "Oh, Adrienne. There's nothing embarrassing about showing your true emotions. We all have our vulnerable moments." Lucy leaned back on the bed, a sense of calm settling over her. "So... I guess I'll have to let you go soon, right?" Adrienne's voice trembled with sadness.