I Love Lucy Bloopers Romane & Geschichten

Kenna laughed, “I know everything, Blob Alyson. The fact that a fat, disgusting wretch like you thinks that she can stand besides Leon is hilarious. You can’t even cheer him up because you are too big.” My face turned red, and the entire hall roared with laughter. “A kiss, she kissed Leon?” “That’s not possible. She probably forced herself on him.” “Yeah, look at how big she is. Why would anyone want to kiss her?” “I’d rather eat vomit. I can’t even picture how annoying it would have been for Leon.” Everyone had something to say, and no one considered how harsh their words were. I clenched my fists, my nails digging into my palm.

Suddenly, a loud voice shouted out from the middle of the amused crowd, "Wait, a spoon?!" "Yes, a spoon!" Lucy yelled back, tossing her head back as she scoffed in absolute contempt. "I mean, what else do you really expect from a pathetic, worthless loser like her? Honestly, I don't even want to mention the disgusting part where she told me she usually stuffs raw hotdogs inside her private parts to get them wet before she takes them to the kitchen and fries them for breakfast!"

Lucy shouted at the maid, and the poor maid flew out of the dining space. "You all should just get lost!" Lucy screamed again at the rest of the maids, her eyes burning hatefully at them. "Come on, don't rain your anger on those poor birds," Poppy chortled, picking up her cutlery and starting to consume her crabs. "Whatever!" Lucy rolled her eyes, she tried to eat her food but she was slowly losing her appetite. "Don't tell me you still wanna jump down the window, come on that's a bad idea! Poppy started laughing at the funny review of Lucy jumping the window.

Billy responded, "I saw your cunning smile and suspected that you had some wicked idea in mind. So, I jabbed harder." Lucy touched her face and grunted. "It was a bright and beautiful smile. You think it looked like a cunning smile because you're blind." Billy responded, "Tsk. The entire world knows how lovey-dovey you and Tobias were last night. Can't you two keep a low profile? If your darling can't stand the temptation and cheats on you, you guys will split up. Then, the world won't believe in true love anymore." Lucy cupped her face as she blushed. "Ugh. I'm so embarrassed right now…"

he said and I could envision his smiling so broad and that made me a bit relieved. “Yes father,” I said then heard a knock on my door. “I’ll talk to you later Pa,” I said, hanging up. “Who’s it?” I yelled from the living room. “It’s me butter scotch,” I groaned in internal agony as I realised it was Lucy. She was the most annoying girl I’ve ever hooked up with but the prettiest one and unarguably the best one in bed. To me it was a win win situation. “Hiiii honeyyyy,” she cooed.

She had never seen him so animated and childish, and somehow, it made him seem more human, more approachable. "Cute..." she whispered to herself, not realizing that her voice had carried. Liqueen’s ears perked up, her grin widening with mischief. "Hmm? Who is cute, Lucy?" she asked, her gaze sparkling with curiosity. That question made both Sean and Yvo freeze mid-argument. Their heads whipped around to stare at Lucy, who immediately felt the heat rise to her cheeks. Realizing her slip, she fumbled for an explanation. "I—I meant... it is cute seeing you two argue! Like little boys," she stammered, bowing her head to hide her blush. Then, desperate to divert their attention, she turned hastil

But then, Lucy’s voice came back on the line. “Sorry, I just had to step out for a while to take this call. So, what were you saying?” Now that I had thought things through, I realized I had been hasty. I floundered for words. “Uhm.” I gulped, and that’s when I heard her laughter. “You were telling me that you were an idiot, right? How come?” I thought she did not hear me. Well, what should I expect from someone who works for Josh Morgan Sterling? Lucy is sharp and intelligent, of course!

“Look! Your mom and *hiccup* dad are getting scolded by the people online!” the drunk Lucy stretches out her phone to Tanya’s face to the point of the screen touching Tanya’s face. Lucy laughs hysterically, slumping her body to the table while banging the table with her hands.

Lucy smiled and whispered loud enough so we could all hear, “To be honest, I’m not sure how Luke doesn’t have diabetes yet with how much he ate my cookie last time I visited him.” I wanted to vomit. I’d been doing my best to avoid speaking with Lucy about her sexcapades with Luke, always finding other subjects to bring up. To this day, there was still something within me that panged with sorrow every time I thought about Luke being with Lucy. Unfortunately, this was one of Lucy’s favorite subjects, and once she found herself an audience, she couldn’t help giving detailed explanations of all the positions they’d been in and graphic descriptions of Luke’s naked body.

Lucy gets up and walks over to me, but not before Liam smacks her ass. "Liam!" she hisses, glancing back at Liam before turning to me and winking. I'd never seen Lucy this giddy before. I'm not complaining; I'm just thrown off. She finally reaches me and pushes me back against the couch before slowly putting one knee on both sides of my thighs. 'Spunky. I like it,' B says, perking up and moving forward with his tail wagging. "Hi," I say like an idiot who doesn't know how to formulate a complete sentence.