I Love Lucy Bloopers Novels & Stories

"Like what? I was just making sure she was out of earshot." "HAHA Ya like I believe that! You aren't the first guy to fall into that trap!" "What do you mean trap? How high is she on the crazy/hot scale? Because she is a smoke show! That tight ass. mmmmhhhmmmm." "Haha, Lucy is amazing, perfect, kind and loving. She would die for anyone she cares about, and she is the strongest person I know." "What about any of that is bad? It sounds like she would make a great Luna."

I had simply chosen to deceive myself because I treated him as my only emotional support. After retracting the video, Lucy sent another message. Lucy: [Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person.] Then she followed up by sending photos of the bakery's newest desserts. I stared at her unbelievably terrible acting without replying. Instead, I tapped into her social media feed. She hadn't blocked me yet. Her latest post was the very same video she had just deleted. [Moved into my new home! Everyone's invited to my housewarming party!] Below it was an address.

“Yay!” So we eat ice cream and watch The Best Of Me, because that is a movie that me and Lucy both love so much. Andras claims to not like it but he is invested in it and even he was devastated at the end. I am sobbing and I bury my head into my hands, feeling Lucy's thin arms come around me. “Why does he have to kill everybody? I loved Dawson!” “I am so sorry I picked this movie. I didn't mean to upset her like this.” Lucy says sounding horrified as she apologizes to Andras.

They cooked and ate together. Night time. "This movie sucks" Lucy snorted after watching a romantic movie. "It's good.." Lucy cut her off. "It doesn't have any action scene in it, it just so emotional. Eww" Lucy snarled and turned off the TV. They were seated in Sarah's bed right now. "I'm bored right now, why don't we do something more interesting" Lucy suggested Sarah qyrked her brows, she knew Lucy was always bringing up crazy ideas. "Let's take a few shot" Lucy suggested.

Bianca stumbled back home in a daze, her mind still reeling. She had barely stepped through the door when her phone buzzed again with a new message from Lucy. This time, it was a video—one she could barely stand to watch. She could hear Lucy's taunting voice. "On your knees. I like it from behind." The rustle of clothing and the unmistakable sounds of bodies entwined filled the audio, echoing in Bianca's ears and making her stomach churn.

"This party is boring," Lucy grumbles staring at the male stripper on the stage of the bar trying so hard to be sexy, which is cringe. "Where is everyone?" She turns to Lucy whose eyes are glued to her phone. "Probably waiting for your next bachelorette." Lucy mocks. "Are you making fun of me like the rest?" Lucy glares at her best friend, who knows the reason for her several marriage failures and is still making a joke out of it.

“You set me up, didn’t you? You deliberately picked this trash, knowing I’d grab it. You better pay for it!” I raised an eyebrow, folding my arms across my chest. “Who forced you to open your mouth and shout triple every time?” Lucy burst into laughter and clapped her hands dramatically. “Exactly! Who asked you to snatch everything like a starving dog? You thought you were clever, huh? Now look at you—stuck!”

“Lucy, this isn’t—You can’t just—She’s not just some girl from my past, she—” “So what?” Lucy cut in, spinning on her heel to face me. “She’s the woman who’s been stalking your life like she owns a part of it, pretending to be your friend and stealing your man behind your back, I certainly could not beat up Bryan but I can most definitely beat up his wife. She needs to hear you to back off. And if she can’t listen, she’ll deal with me.”

I yelled, my muscles quivering. "Oh, look at this comment—'She’s a very disgraceful woman, fighting over a man who doesn’t want her.'” She laughed again, slapping her palms on her knees. “And this one—'Never knew she’s a psychopath. She should be locked up in a hospital.'” Lucy gasped as I snatched her phone and slammed it to the floor, repeatedly stomping on it. “What, you can’t stand seeing your Binky being ridiculed?” She jerked up and jeered at me.

🌹Simon pov🌹 "Lucy" I called and moved closer to them. "Lucy, what happened?" I asked. "Can you imagine, this dude bumped into me still have the gut to yell?" she said annoyed. "Calm down babe, dude, you shouldn't have yelled at her since you know you are at fault" I said calmly and he gave out a light chuckle. "You don't tell me shit bro, she bumped into me while looking around like a local lowlife girl she is and if...." before he could complete his statement, Lucy has landed a punch on his face.