I Love Lucy Bloopers の小説・ストーリー

“Lucy! Did you see what’s on the news?” “I’m watching it now. I would say they took nice shots of your photos with your ex-wife,” Lucy replied. “Seriously, now that you’re back on track, they did this! Those dirty bastards. I bet they’d spread a video of you pooping if that would bring them profit!”

With a hurt expression, Luna sighed and said, "Lucy, Tim and I need your blessing. You'll give us your blessing, right? I’m your little sister, after all.” “Fine.” Lucy resisted the urge to tear Luna to pieces and left the place in humiliation. She told herself that she would not cry, but her tears refused to listen as they kept streaming down her face. Her tears tasted bitter, much like the bitterness in her heart. The man she loved for five years turned out to be an asshole! She ran like crazy as if it was the only way she could vent her grief. Suddenly, she heard the screech of a car’s brakes, and a black Hummer stopped right in front of her.

"You've got some 'splainin' to do, Lucy." "I'm.. what?" She rolled her eyes. "It's an I Love Lucy reference. Gosh, sometimes I forget how young you guys are." "You're only like three or four years older than us," you countered. "And I'm pretty sure I Love Lucy is multiple decades older."

Ivan POV I don't know what is wrong with this lucy girl, she keeps on bumping into me. She has the nerve to called me dumb ass...just imagine . The worst part is, I don't know why I have been an ass to her. Maybe its because she reminds me of Linda my ex. The day I started having does dreams, I thought it was linda coz of the resemblance she has with the dream girl. But when I bumped into Lucy the first time at Collins restaurant ,there and then, I knew that the dream girl was actually her. The way her eyes blinks, the way she talks, it just so similar. I don't know what all this mean, maybe the best idea is to ask Lucy if she also sees me in herdreams.

She smiled innocently. “I never get sick, so your point is moot.” “Everyone gets sick.” Carter snorted. “I don’t.” “You’re terrible at this.” Lucy leaned back in her chair and sighed. “Okay, I’ll tell you something about myself. When I’m not acting, I like to post ads on Craigslist for random hookups, usually involving Jell-O molds and inflatable pool toys.” Carter choked on his wine. Gasping for breath, he said, “Touché, little spitfire. You win.”

I-I—" Faye gently patted Lucy's back, silently keeping her company. After Lucy cried it all out, and felt much better. She wiped away her tears, straightened her back, and took a deep breath before smiling at Faye. "Actually, it's not a big deal." She took a few sips of her drink and sighed. "I was just fooled by a scumbag and encountered another scumbag." "A scumbag?" Faye sipped her beer leisurely. "Frank, you mean?" Lucy pouted. "Yes."

"No, I don't want to see them. I don't want to be reminded of my stupidity, okay? And I wish you wouldn't study those so closely. It's bad enough knowing you saw everything when it actually happened." Lucy grinned. "Don't worry, Abbey Girl. I only saw up to the moment when you got dressed. I didn't see the slap." Abbey frowned. "You know what I mean. Did you really have to watch the whole thing?" Lucy stood. "Hell yes! It was fantastic! My own private porno movie. And this camera's a beauty. I zoomed in real close—" "Lucy!"

From the corner of my eyes, I saw Kenna stifle her laughter. It was at that moment that my patience broke. “If you weren’t so obsessed about what I ate, Leon, maybe you’d actually be able to pass your final exams.” The laughter instantly died down but I didn’t look up. In fact, this place was making me nauseous. “What did you say?” Leon growled, his voice had dropped to a dangerous level. I rose to my feet, “It’s embarrassing. Captain of the Soccer team,” After walking a few steps, I turned back, sending a glare at him. “I can lose weight, but no amount of reading would make you intelligent.”

Suddenly, a loud voice shouted out from the middle of the amused crowd, "Wait, a spoon?!" "Yes, a spoon!" Lucy yelled back, tossing her head back as she scoffed in absolute contempt. "I mean, what else do you really expect from a pathetic, worthless loser like her? Honestly, I don't even want to mention the disgusting part where she told me she usually stuffs raw hotdogs inside her private parts to get them wet before she takes them to the kitchen and fries them for breakfast!"

Lucy shouted at the maid, and the poor maid flew out of the dining space. "You all should just get lost!" Lucy screamed again at the rest of the maids, her eyes burning hatefully at them. "Come on, don't rain your anger on those poor birds," Poppy chortled, picking up her cutlery and starting to consume her crabs. "Whatever!" Lucy rolled her eyes, she tried to eat her food but she was slowly losing her appetite. "Don't tell me you still wanna jump down the window, come on that's a bad idea! Poppy started laughing at the funny review of Lucy jumping the window.