I Love Lucy Bloopers Novels & Stories

It took a second for that to register, and then another couple for him to realize that she was apparently being serious. "What? Who?" he said. "A BBC" she answered with no hint that she was joking. "A big black cock?" he said, not even trying to hide his surprise. He repeated more emphatically, "Who? That sales guy at your work?" "No one that either one of us knows," she answered. "Wait! You want to get laid by some big black stranger for your birthday?" he said. "And you get to watch," she said with her most impish grin. "If there isn't a punch line coming pretty quickly, I think you've got some 'splaining to do, Lucy!" he said, using the tag line from the old I Love Lucy TV show.

Lucy and Amira's heartbeat was very strong as she looked up. A song from Blink 182 entitled I miss you. Hello there The angel from my nightmare The shadow in the background of the morgue The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley We can live like Jack and Sally if we want Lucy suddenly sang while foolproofly looking into Amira's eyes. He just listens to Lucy's voice as if taking her to heaven. Amira couldn't help but water her eyes as she watched Lucy.

She just smiled and swallowed it whole and I almost let out my first moan like a man. "Fuck!" I yelled after she finishes swallowing it all. ***************************** Lucy POV I waited for a cab outside the campus. I will check my boyfriend in his house. I called Eloisa many times but her phone is off too. I wonder how they end up leaving me here alone on our graduation day? I feel relieved when a black car stop in front of me but when I saw a familiar man coming out of the car, I decided to run. "Dad, what is this again?" I said as I ran with my life.

I say, giving a little half-smile, “but Frankie flirts with everything that walks, doesn’t he?” Lucy bursts out laughing. “And some things that don’t.” She sighs a little, looking over at him. “Aw, I mean – forgive me for saying it, Bamb- I mean…Iris,” she gives me a chagrined little grimace for messing up my name, and I wave it off. “But…I was kind of happy to think that the two of you were starting something. Frankie is the best – I was happy to see him meet a nice girl.” “Yeah, he really is the best,” I murmur, looking over to him. But then I look back at Lucy, frowning a little because…

Maybe this whole thing was my fault. Ihudiya's voice, laced with raw anger and a tremor of heartbreak, shattered the fragile calm that followed my outburst. "Wow, Lucy," she spat, her words dripping with disappointment. "I see it now. A broken heart doesn't give you a free pass to lash out at everyone around you. Nobody here is the enemy. Have you ever considered that maybe you're not listening? We were trying to help, and this is how you repay us. Blaming everyone else for your choices? It's pathetic, Lucy. Pathetic that you can't even show a shred of empathy for the people who care about you. Don't you realize how hard we've been trying to support you? And this is the thanks we get? Insult

“The reason I laugh,” Lucy started, a strange glint in her eye, “is not that you’re pitiful.” I leaned forward and tilted my head so I could see Lucy. “This may help you, Gie,” Lucy said, her eyes crinkling at the corners as she smiled. “Six years ago, I confessed my love to Carlos, and like you, I got rejected. Openly, he informed me of my lack of understanding about the situation. He was heartless. He knows the extent of my feelings better than I do,” Lucy seethed, her jaw tight as she relayed it.

"But I can't anymore. Day after day of your games wore me down, and I don't have any love left to give you. We're never ever getting back together." She broke down completely, crying so hard she could barely breathe. It was obvious she truly regretted it, but it was too late. In the end, Lucy left, drained and defeated. I had just turned around when I bumped into my neighbor, Yvonne Brown. She didn't even flinch, smirking as if eavesdropping wasn't a problem. "I didn't think you were this irresistible, Chubs. Looks like your ex still hasn't gotten over you."

' I mentally rolled my eyes. "By the way, Lucy," I said aloud. "I need a huge favor from you." "Me?" She tilted her head sideways, genuinely surprised. "Yeah." I nodded. "I need you to create one of those security cameras. Trust me, you're going to get a huge reward if my plan bears fruit." The confusion on Lucy's face was so hilarious, I could barely hold myself. I literally pictured multiple question marks floating above her head. "Huh?" she said. ########

BETTY Lucy can barely finish her story before she starts laughing again, loud, messy laughter that turns a few heads from the next table. “I swear to God,” she says between gasps, “I looked at him dead in the eye and said, I think I have to go, and he probably thought it was because of him, you know? Like maybe he said something dumb. But no, I had food poisoning and literally ran out before I shit myself.” I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe, and a snort escapes me before I can stop it, making us laugh even harder until there are actual tears streaming down my cheeks.

“L-Lucy, did I do something wrong? Did I hurt you? Please tell me Lucy…” Lucy looked at me again then she suddenly laughed as she stood up in front of me. “Did something wrong? You’re asking me if you did something wrong, huh?” I slowly nodded. "Y-Yes..." I was just looking at her, waiting for her response when she suddenly laughed. "You are so funny!!"