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Malachi Brooks is a wealthy, eligible bachelor with everything going for him. He is living the life many would want, but he is missing something - The love of a real woman. Of course he has the pick of any woman he chooses; women would bend over backwards to bare his children. He is very attractive, intelligent and he has a lot to offer but he wants something different than what has been getting. Brianna Martin wants something other than being a booty call. She is a thick sistah with a lot going for her. She wants to find real love with a real man who would appreciate her for being her. Lately, Brianna has been thinking it's inevitable for her to be single for the rest of her life. On his way to work, Malachi sees the woman of his dreams but doesn't know how to get in touch with her. Yet he is determined to find out who she is. Meanwhile, Brianna gets an inappropriate phone call that livens things up for her. She does the unthinkable and steals the caller’s number to hunt him down. She’s intrigued to find out who is behind that sexy voice. As luck would have it, Brianna finds the caller and begins calling him to give him a taste of his own medicine and they click! A meet-up is planned between Brianna and the caller. Brianna is hesitant and decides to have a back up plan. The plan goes awry leaving confessions needing to be made. Will Brianna be able to come clean? Will Malachi see Brianna for who she really is?

Jamie Reyes doesn’t do one-night stands. But after a soul-crushing breakup and too many glasses of whiskey, he lets himself fall—just once—for a stranger’s hands, lips, and whispered promises in the dark. No names. No strings. No future. Until Monday morning, when his anonymous hookup steps into the conference room… as Julian Black, his new department supervisor. Julian is everything Jamie shouldn’t want—older, emotionally locked down, and strictly off-limits. Yet the tension simmers, sharp as ever, and pretending it didn’t happen is impossible when every brush of fingers feels like a memory. They’re supposed to be professionals. They’re not supposed to want more. And if they’re caught, everything Jamie’s worked for could fall apart. But what happens when the lines blur, and a one-night mistake becomes the one thing neither of them can walk away from? A steamy, slow-burn MM office romance filled with forbidden tension, secret glances, and the kind of chemistry that doesn’t stay buried.

Indahnya pernikahan kini tinggal lah angan-angan semu bagi Mitha, ketika dia harus menerima kenyataan bahwa dirinya tengah berbadan dua. Mitha hamil hasil pemerkosaan yang dia alami di malam perayaan Bridal Shower pernikahannya, oleh lelaki yang tak dikenal. Demi menjaga nama baik keluarganya, Mitha terpaksa memendam semua ini sendirian. Dia terlalu takut jika kelak pernikahannya dengan Handaru batal kalau sampai aibnya terbongkar. Hingga malapetaka itu pun akhirnya datang menimpa Mitha, tepat di malam pertama pernikahannya dengan Handaru. Handaru yang marah setelah tahu wanita yang baru saja dia nikahi ternyata sedang mengandung anak orang lain, lantas memperlakukan Mitha layaknya benda mati yang tak memiliki rasa sakit. Akankah, seseorang datang menolong Mitha dari kebrutalan Handaru? Lalu, siapa sebenarnya lelaki yang sudah memperkosa Mitha? Simak kisah mereka dalam cerita ini.

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

"Are you sure you want to change your name, Ms. Anderson? You'll have to change your degree certificate, documentation, and passport once you do." Noelle Anderson nods. "I'm sure." The employee tries to talk her out of it. "It's quite troublesome for adults to change their names, and your current name sounds nice. Are you sure you don't want to think about it?" "No, I'm done thinking." She signs the form. "Sorry for the trouble and thanks." "Alright, then. The name you're changing to is… Aria Byrd, right?" "Yeah." Aria Byrd—it means a flight to freedom.

Hebe woke up one day realizing she's in love with Gael, her best friend. She promised she would do anything and everything just to make him hers—whatever it takes, whatever is at stake; so she devised a way for the two of them to get married. The only problem? Gael is gay.

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

Merasa dipermainkan, Rosaline Dawson memilih kabur meninggalkan suaminya, Dimitri Armanzandrov dengan surat pembatalan pernikahan mereka. Ia kembali ke negerinya dan memulai hidup baru tanpa bayang-bayang sang milyader dari Rusia itu. Empat tahun menjalani hidup kesepihan seorang diri membuat Rose memutuskan untuk memiliki bayi sendiri dengan cara insemnasi buatan dengan dibantu sahabatnya yang bernama Anastasya Williams. Masalah mulai muncul ketika Rose mengetahui siapa sang pendonor sperma yang berhasil membuatnya hamil, ternyata lelaki itu tak lain adalah mantan suaminya, Dimitri, sang milyader dari Rusia. Bagaimana kisah mereka?

Connor Sheffield es uno de los abogados más prestigiosos del país, y lo ha conseguido con reglas simples: Su trabajo es lo primero. El amor está fuera de la jugada, y un compromiso serio mucho menos… Sin embargo un hombre como él no puede estar sin compañía. Quizás por eso convertirse en el Sugar Daddy de esa chiquilla irreverente, sexy y provocativa, es la solución perfecta para él. Él la ve solo como una bebé, pero esa “Baby” tiene más de un secreto, y muchos encantos ocultos que pondrán su mundo de cabeza. ¿Será capaz Connor de ceder ante ella, aún en contra de sus propias reglas? --Booktrailer en Youtube como: BABY (Booktrailer)

Jenny Rome's life has never been calm with the attitude of Alexander Rome - her Dad, which according to her has crossed the line of reasonableness. She didn't know what it all meant, even Alex often sneaked into Jenny's room and did things he shouldn't, forbade her to get close to any man, couldn't go alone, and always forced Jenny to follow him, all his words. Then, what will happen next? Will Jenny be able to escape all the treatment from Alexander Rome, who incidentally is her Dad?