Indiana Jones Quotes Novels & Stories

“Sometimes I forget you're a mob boss or an asshole nephew.” “Isn't that what the Joker should do? Especially when dealing with a venomous snake like Leonard. You can't let your guard down if you don't want to catch the venom.” *** [Kayoko: Don't forget 11 o'clock at the airport. I don't like waiting or I'll make sure you're broke in 5 minutes].

Be quiet! Josiah spat out a mouthful of blood. Howard trudged in at that very moment, and Josiah screamed, "Mr. Mosier! Mr. Mosier, it's me! I'm Josiah Jones! You have to save me! These people are barbarians! They attacked me! They attacked a cop! You have to toss them all into jail!"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

He stuttered, “I, I don’t know…” Jim was a wise man, so he was taken aback by the lack of answer that came from him. He frowned as he prodded at Jared’s forehead. He scolded through his clenched teeth, “Jared, if that nobody causes any trouble and spoils Mr. Jones’ birthday… you’re dead!”

Indy whispers “She knows this place like the back of her hand,” Klaus mutters. “Secret doors, probably secret rooms. She wants to keep us here. Trap us forever.” I lean out, it is a sheer drop and the chances of survival jumping from this height are unlikely. “I don’t know Orion!” Indy snaps at him. “It’s new to me too!” “This is not helping. We need to find a way out.” Klaus sighs “And without all the fucking zombified assholes coming after us. I’m happy to kill, but even I can see we are well and truly outnumbered.”

And if Biadet’s note meant it was his weak point, we’d have to hit it with a lot of arrows. “How does Gargantua keep people off the bridge?” I asked Keezy. “He pisses them off.” It took me a second to realise he meant it literally. Gargantua grabbed his hose of a cock and aimed it at us. “Everyone hold on tight,” I shouted. “Lady, we going for a ride.” Having recently heard Maurice’s highly accurate telling of both Indiana Jones movies (there were only two, although I didn’t mind the third one too much; the fourth one was indisputably dogshit) we all knew what to do.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

Zac’s POV I think I might misheard the woman. When she said the last word of her statement, I had to make sure, because you know, ignorance can kill and I do not wish to die at an early age. “Why is there a henchman? Like Snow White and the henchman, the movie?” “I think you know what a henchman is, Zac.” she repeated that dreadful word once again and it rings in my head, like a cluster of cat bells that was tied to a hyperactive cat that was fed with a lot of catnip that day.

Bo just hums as a reply. It is quiet again. “You can tell me- you can tell me if you need help Bo.” Oscar’s voice is careful, the words softly placed as if he was afraid of the man being insulted. Bo stops his lips on Oscar’s wrist. “I will be okay.” It is an affirmation that he is not okay now, but the assurance that he will be is beneficial. Oscar leans forward, tipping off of his elbow and kissing Bo softly. “I believe you Bradley Jones.” The quotes do not belong to me. They belong to J.R.R Tolkein.

He was weak, but just the sight of Indianna made him feel as if he could take on the world. "I-" Indianna choked on her words. "No, don't do this to me, Jason! Don't, no, this is too much! He's dead! You killed him! Don't make me think that's him. Don't do that! You can't do that! You can't do something this sick to me, not after everything you've done! You-" Indianna sobbed. "Please!" "Sister, you have my word, this is not a trick," Rogue said.