Talk Dirty to Me
Adam didn't seem to notice.
"The usual, John. And stop flirting with my boys, they aren't gay. This one is into that BDSM crap and the other is hooked on a girl he met years ago who doesn't even like him. Ha! Idiots." Johnathon nodded and frowned. My dad wasn't completely heartless. He noticed John's change in his demeanor. "Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. Hell, if either of them were, I'd be proud to set them up with you." Dad finished his Irish coffee and tapped his mug for another one.
John scurried off to the kitchen before going to the bar. He was much chipper after my father's speech. He got a 80% tip, no doubt because my father knew he had crossed a line and offended