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ICU Showdown: Do Me Dirty and I'll Do You In

ICU Showdown: Do Me Dirty and I'll Do You In

"You sure are shameless, Mira! How could you bring Mr. Warren supplements when you have an STD? Are you trying to infect him? "After all these years, you haven't changed one bit. I can't believe you're still attempting to spread your STD to everyone around you!"
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Dirty Attraction

Dirty Attraction

"Dummy! If there’s anyone who’d be the first to know if Sir Noah’s gay, it would be me. I can smell green blood a mile away, no matter how hard someone tries to hide it." "Well, I didn’t really feel it. I just thought it was possible. It’s just… he looks too clean, you know? He’s really into pastel-colored polos. Like right now, he’s wearing a light pink long-sleeved shirt. Yesterday, he was in white pants too."
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Fight Dirty

Fight Dirty

“I already did. I might have tasted just a tiny bit of one too. Like, not even a sip but more like stuck my tongue into it.” I wrinkle my nose. “Hopefully not mine.” “Nah,” Scarlet says, twisting around in a bar stool. “It was mine. Doesn’t bother me, though it should, right? I mean, it sounds disgusting.” “You love me.” Quinn wrinkles her nose and smiles, and I catch Danielle watching them. I remember what she said about feeling like an outsider, and suddenly I feel a lot more connected to Danielle than I thought I would.
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Dirty Saint

Dirty Saint

He had dirty blonde hair that faded into brown and grey eyes. He was putting on a blue dress shirt, and just like mine, the first few buttons were undone, showcasing his toned chest. He must work out a lot. He probably wouldn't have been so bad if he didn't lust after minors. "We all had plans to come to this club after school," I continued explaining, hoping to catch his interest with my fake story. "But when it was time, they suddenly had one thing or the other to do. I didn't even get to change into the pretty dress I brought with me."
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DIRTY DADDIES

DIRTY DADDIES

And standing in the doorway, leaning against the frame with his phone in his hand is Dominic. His eyes are dark, hungry, and locked directly on my naked, trembling body. “Oh my god,” I whisper, scrambling to cover myself with a sheet. He smirks. That same wicked smirk I see in my DMs. “Hey, DarlingRiley.You’re even more perfect in person.” The world tilts. DomTheBoss69. Dominic. How the fuck did I not see that coming? He is in nothing but his grey sweatpants, which are tented dramatically by his erection.
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OFF LIMITS: Playing Dirty With The Coach

OFF LIMITS: Playing Dirty With The Coach

“Come on, sit with me. I’ve got twenty minutes before—” He didn’t move an inch. Usually, he let me drag him around like an oversized puppy, complaining the whole way. Today, his feet looked bolted to the floor. “Matt?” He exhaled hard, and that’s when I noticed his eyes were getting glassy. “Matt, what’s wrong?” I stepped closer. “Talk to me. We can fix whatever this is.” “I’m not joking, Rowan.” His voice cracked low. “I can’t do this anymore.”
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Dirty Stepbrother

Dirty Stepbrother

"I didn't touch it." He stopped. Looked up at me. His face was close. Too close. I could see the individual lashes around his eyes, the small scar on his eyebrow, and the way his mouth was slightly parted. His curly dark hair fell to his face. Now I get why girls would rush over him at the university. "Why not?" he asked. "Because I don't want your fucking charity." He stared at me for a long moment. Then he shook his head and went back to cleaning my elbow. The towel was warm and his fingers were gentle in a way I didn't expect from someone with hands that looked like they'd never done a day of hard work.
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The Duke Who's Devilish

The Duke Who's Devilish

Daniel said as Tom was arching his eyebrow at the count. “Are you sure you would not do anything stupid to taint my name even more? I didn’t trust you after that time you told the Higher Court that I had diarrhea when I just didn’t want to deal with the court for a while. You’re a devil when it comes to lying for your friend, Dan,” Tom said as Daniel, who was known as Dan by his friend, was smiling wickedly at him. Tom shook his head as he was looking at someone who was sitting by herself.
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Alpha's Good Girl

Alpha's Good Girl

Dane: Did you? Me: No, but we messed around. Dane: How was it? Me: It… it was okay. Dane: Just okay? Me: Yes. Dane: Are you being honest with me? Me: Yes, Dane. Dane: Sir. Me: What? Dane: Right now. I need you to call me sir. Me: Yes, sir. I’m being honest with you. Dane: Did you make him cum? Me: Yes. Dane: Did you cum?
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The Billionaires Runaway Bride

The Billionaires Runaway Bride

she mutters and ran to the bathroom, locking the door behind her *** Damien and Imani entered the door of their college, all eyes turned to them, They were the Couple of the School They held hand and we're wearing Matching clothes, Damien had a grin on his face while Imani wore a warm smile 🗣️ Damani Couple is here 🗣️ How I wish to have a Boyfriend like Damien 🗣️ Take a look at that ass, damn juicy Dylan hears that comment and stops, he turns to the guy who said it and walks to him dangerously “What did you say about my girlfriend ass?” Dylan asks quietly but everyone who knew him knew how possessive he was with Imani “Sorry man..I didn't mean it” the guy says knowing Dylan's anger “Babe”
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Ever stumbled upon a story that feels like peeling an onion? 'Dan’s Dirty Dairy' is exactly that—layers of dark humor, raw vulnerability, and absurd realism wrapped in a dairy farm setting. At its core, it follows Dan, a third-generation dairy farmer whose life spirals into chaos after a viral video exposes his unorthodox methods (think cows with grudges and milk that might just curse you). The narrative zigzags between satire and existential dread, with subplots about rural internet fame and a sentient cheese cult. What hooked me was its tone: it never judges Dan’s descent into madness, making you oddly root for him as he battles both USDA inspectors and his own existential meltdowns.

What’s wild is how it mirrors niche internet subcultures. There’s an entire arc parodying ASMR farming videos that had me wheezing—Dan’s attempt at 'calming cow whispering' devolves into a feud with a TikTok teen. The art style (if we’re talking about the webcomic version) uses gritty pencil sketches that make the cows look like they’ve seen the apocalypse. It’s not for everyone, but if you enjoy stories where the protagonist’s sanity unravels in tandem with the plot, this’ll stick to your ribs like questionable dairy products.

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