His Maid (ENGLISH)
I thought it was a woman?
"No, but don't be alarmed; he's nice."
[Kind? Maybe at first, that'll help you appear good!] That made me laugh.
"He's an asexual, so don't worry; he won't appeal to me."
[Oh, wow! That's awesome; I wish I could meet him too because practically everyone I encounter or know identifies as a lesbian, gay, or bisexual.]
"But he's not that kind, it's just a joke! Did you know he told me yesterday that if I leave this house, I won't be able to return tsk!"