Get In The Ring, Daddy.
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“There’s no time to listen to your fucking story.”
“Then don’t cut me off, you scary, smelly, fat, disgusting, ugly, bald, Shrek,” I yell, and he pauses.
“As I was saying,” I continue, increasing the tension in my voice. “I have this fantasy that if per-adventure… I die, I want it to be the most perfect death. Like it happens in books. My killer is going to be a handsome man, 8 feet tall, he has a strong, chiseled jawline that looks like it’s carved from marble, but it softens the moment he smiles. His hair is thick and perpetually tousled, as if he ran his fingers through it while thinking about me. It’s a deep, rich mahogany color that catches the light and looks gold in the sun. His eyes