His Fake Fiancee
Lexiamy dearest némesis, be my fake fiancéour fake marriagefaking straightthe fake marriage of billionaire
And yet, no one's sent me a single tip regarding his young personal assistant or the Lockwoods.
If you know of them, please, I want to chat (online, of course).
In later, more scandalous news, have you seen the new sex tape starring none other than Sterling Bass and Priscella Vuitton? Even if you won't admit it, bet you have, seeing as its views are skyrocketing on dozens of sites ending in "hub." The raunchy video set in a glitzy yacht cabin mysteriously posted to all of Priscella's socials the same night as the Bass' proposal.