Juan At Pedro Kwento Jokes

Warning R-SPG ⚠️ Si Amara ay isang mabait at konserbatibong babae na iniwan ng kasintahan matapos siyang gamitin at lokohin. Sa gabi ng kanyang pinakamasakit na kabiguan, nakilala niya si Leo, isang misteryosong estranghero na nagligtas sa kanya at naging asawa niya sa isang di-inaasahang kasunduan. Ngunit ang kasal na dapat ay pansamantala lamang ay nagdala ng mas malaking gulo sa kanilang buhay. Nang maghiwalay sila, iniwan ni Amara ang isang lihim na magbabago sa lahat—ang kambal nilang anak. Limang taon ang lumipas, muli silang nagtagpo sa gitna ng mga lihim, selos, at banta mula sa mundo ng mafia na kinasasangkutan ni Leo. Sa pagitan ng pag-ibig at panganib, magagawa kaya nilang paghilumin ang mga sugat ng nakaraan? O tuluyan na silang lalayo sa isa’t isa? Isang kwento ng sakripisyo, pamilya, at pagmamahal ang magpapatunay na minsan, ang mga pusong nasaktan ay maaaring magmahal muli.

Kyle Parker, a handsome, young ,and rich billionaire walks into the path of love. He's a well built, masculine guy who's every woman's dream, Kyle and love are of two worlds but when he meets Nicole Alison, one of his new employees,his PA, Kyle defines and sees love on a different angle, the love journey is not as smooth as Kyle expected it to be,he's smitten with her beauty and is willing to do anything to win her over,will their bitter sweet love finally win? Are they meant to be together?

Menikah selama 4 tahun, Juan yang selama ini tidak pernah update statusnya tiba-tiba upload sesuatu: “Benaran kucing kecil yang rakus” Fotonya adalah seorang perempuan yang memakai bando telinga kucing warna pink, yang pipinya merah dan menjulurkan lidah karena kepedasan makan hotpot. Orang itu adalah Dewi, host barunya. Nggak sampai 1 menit, teman kami ada yang komentar: “Bro, kamu lupa ganti akun!” Jadi, status terbarunya Juan sangat cepat sudah hilang, tetapi sangat cepat sudah muncul di halaman utama sosial media Dewi. Lalu Juan meneleponku. Kalau dulu, aku akan screenschoot terlebih dahulu dan duluan menelepon untuk menanyainya, setiap kali pasti harus berantam baru bisa selesai. Tapi kali ini, aku dengan penuh perhatian, ku tunggu sampai teleponnya mati pun nggak ku angkat.

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She was just there to witness a moment in art history, and he was there too for that very reason. She was going to leave, but he wasn't going to let her, not after their eyes had met and she was someone he's been looking for his entire life.

“I want a different kind of meal from Arya,” Juan teased. “What’s that?” “Why don’t you sit on my face and you’ll know.” *+*++**++* Arya was never meant to stand out. With a deceased mother, an abusive father, and only a high school certificate to her name, she lived quietly and worked as a waitress in a bar, but one night she got just one look from Juan Moreno, the most feared mafia lord in Sicily and things went south. Sold like property to a man she didn’t know, Arya thought the worst had already happened. Until Juan came for her. He didn’t save her only, he claimed her just to have owner ship of her and then locked her in a prison disguised as a mansion. Now, she’s the most wanted woman—not for a crime, but for her beauty. And two ruthless mafia kings are at a cold war for ownership of her body. Juan, believes Dominic—his longtime rival who wants Arya is the only threat. But when he faces several attacks from an enemy he once thought was dead, he realizes his empire might fall. Can Juan protect the woman he would burn the world for, or will he be forced to hand her to the only man who might keep her alive?

John Smith Samson, a womanizer and a playboy who has everything. A Billionaire who never believe in love and in marriage. Until his Grandfather aggree to arrange him to a marriage. To Julieanne Alcantara, a simple and a "probinsiyana girl". Matalik na magkaibigan sina Juan Miguel at Jose ang Papa ni Julieanne. Iniligtas ni Jose sa bingit nang kamatayan si Juan Miguel nang aksidenteng mabalahaw ang sinasakyan nito at mahuhulog sa bangin. Nuong namatay si Jose ay inihabilin nito ang pamilya niya sa kaibigang si Juan Miguel. Puwede kayang ang arrange marriage ay mauwi sa love marriage? Kaya mo bang magtiis sa lalaking hindi ka naman mahal?

Ang kwento na ito ay naglalaman ng mga maseselang tema at lenggwahe. Read at your own risk. Wag sanang husgahan ang laman ng kwento dahil ito ay puro imahinasyon lamang. Ang pagkaparepareho sa mga totoong buhay o sa ibang kwento ay sinisugurado kong hindi ko sinasadya iyon at hindi ito nakaw. April 2018 - February 2019

A businessman. A stalker. An FBI agent. What do they have in common? Unfortunately, they all have ties to Evangeline Becker. A sassy, no filter, attention seeker author who has dated almost every man in the entertainment sector. The prettier they are, the more determined she is to make them like her. But when they eventually do, she discards them faster than anyone can say run. However, when she meets Mason, the tables turn. She finds herself falling for him and is desperate to make him love her back. But there's one teeny tiny problem. She can't let him find out who the real woman behind the mask is. Will Eva take off the mask and let Mason see the real her or will she do what she always does when relationships start getting serious? Run

Serena Edward, a beautiful 18-year-old girl who comes from a poor family and works as a royal servant, never thought in her life that she would become the wife of a wealthy royal crown prince Alpha from the kingdom she currently works in, the handsome prince named Prince Julian is 21 years old and has just celebrated his graduation. He falls in love with Serena at the first sight and is willing to take her as his wife, and this is so unexpected, even though he just breaks up with Princess Catherine from the Dexter Kingdom. But Prince Julian and Serena's relationship doesn't end there, unlike fairy tales, many ups, and downs happened in their life, especially this is very difficult for Serena. There are so many obstacles and many problems that Serena must face, especially facing Queen Eleonora, the mother of her husband Prince Julian who hates her very much, and numerous other things she has to face. Until finally, she will find a way to her success, she will continue to fight for it to face abuse, torture physically and verbally from people he doesn't like, belittled, and unappreciated. This makes Serena stronger and able to find her true identity and strength, and find the meaning of true love and mate in her life.