A Night With The Porn Star
An officer asked me.
"You don't have to answer that, D-man," luis stated. "I've seen enough episodes of Law and Order to know that."
The cop scowled at luis. "And let me guess, you've seen enough episodes of Grey's Anatomy to make you a doctor too, right?"
Luis chuckled. "No, sir. I don't like blood."
"Shut up, lu I s," I snapped. "What is this all about officers?"
"We have a report that says you've been holding a Ms. Dakota Hudson against her will, and-"