logic jokes with answers

Paano kung ang buhay mo na inaakala mong sa'yo, ay hiram lang pala mula sa taong matagal nang wala? At sa tulong ng isang guwapong bilyonaryo na ang ngalan ay Jacob Castillo, matutuklasan ni Andra ang malalim na lihim ng kaniyang pagkatao.

Kathryn Michaels is a country bumpkin with an honest personality. She's also a timid woman who tends to make careless mistakes at work. Just one glare can easily make her burst into tears. Chris Albert is the most well-known man in Harborlean. He's a cruel and bloodthirsty man with a penchant for brutal and inhuman methods. No woman dares to pine after him even though he's blessed with gorgeous looks. Unexpectedly, a woman actually manages to sneak into his room and sleep with him while he's drunk! Just as Chris scours the world for the mysterious woman, he realizes that his secretary is putting on more weight each passing day. With a dark expression on his face, he coaxes, "Tell me, Kathy. Were you the woman from that night?" Kathryn meets the dangerous man's eyes before shrinking away from him in fright. "N—No!"

Blaze Arden Vaughn is an heir of a huge empire, an ace student of the medical faculty, very handsome, sweet, and nice. His name signifies fire but his heart is as cold as ice. Ace Daxton Anderson is a known 'one-night stand' guy and bi. A gang leader who won't back down from a gang fight and is not afraid to be bruised just to prove his point. They are both in the same university, having their own territory. They never knew of each other's existence. Until the day the Ice Prince fixed his cold gaze on the very hot gang leader on the field. "You want me that bad... your eyes were screaming it out loud..." Blaze announced with his challenging tone. A calm smile adorned his face, making Ace's jaw clench while their gazes locked. "I can smell your desire even from afar..." Blaze continued with a very subtle smirk, making Ace grit his teeth. "Who would not...you are Blaze Arden Vaughn...the epitome of perfection...everybody's dream guy" Ace sarcastically responded, a smirk grazed his lips. His jaw clenched in annoyance not with Blaze but with himself. "So Ace Anderson, want to try, a Blaze Arden Vaughn for tonight?" Blaze smirked as he casually ask.A one-night stand offered by the cold and distant Blaze Arden Vaughn, just one night of pleasure… one night of curiosity.

"Stop the car!" Shouted Albert "Boss!" "I said stop the car or you are fired!" Albert said coldly. 'Screeeeeeech' the driver stepped on the emergency break. Before he could react, his boss had already flung the door and was running towards a certain direction... .... "Let's go home." Hearing the word home, Velma looked at the man before her dumbly. "Let's go home..." Albert repeated himself. Before waiting for Velma to reply, he took her hand and led her to the car.

The happiest day of any woman is her wedding day, right? But that is not the case with Pamela Grayson. She sobbed before, during and after the wedding. She cannot comprehend why her parents would force her into a marriage with a man who is in a coma without the slightest provability of coming out of it? But the sympathetic part of Pamela's predicament is that the man she was married to was more ruthless towards her when he regained consciousness. "Sign the papers and get the fuck out of my house" he bellowed, throwing the divorce papers into her face. But When she Returned, she's not the naive, innocent Pamela Grayson that Louis Hayden threw out, she's now the princess and CEO of the largest conglomerate in her country...

Malayo naman ang Cebu sa Manila—dahilan kung bakit pumayag si Anastasia Ocampo sa proyekto na kaniyang dinaluhan sa Pilipinas, ngunit pagkarating niya sa meeting place ay nandoon ang lalaking pinakang iniiwasan—Mr.Tanner Grimes—pinakabatang multibilionare; ama ng kaniyang kambal na anak. Dalawang paraan lang ang alam niya; una 'wag na wag pagkitain ang mag-aama. Pangalawa, ay tapusin agad ang proyekto.

Isang linggo bago ang kasal ni Sandra, nagdesisyon siyang sulitin ang pagiging dalaga kaya uminom siya sa isang bar. Sinabi niya sa fiancé na sunduin siya sa isang hotel room dahil sa epekto ng alak sa katawan niya. Ngunit dahil sa kalasingan, maling silid ang napasok ni Sandra. Isang lalaki ang nandoon sa kwarto at inakala niyang ito ang kanyang fiancé, dahilan upang ibigay niya ang katawan sa lalaki. Kinaumagahan, nagising si Sandra, gulat na gulat ito nang makitang hindi ang fiancé ang kanyang katabi. Mas lalo siyang nagulantang nang maaktohan siya ng fiancé sa loob ng silid na iyon, kasama ang ibang lalaki na tanging kumot lang ang nakatakip sa kapwa hubad na katawan.

"Sophie Patterson. Don't you dare walk away from me." Logan's menacing stare bore at me. I suddenly didn't feel drunk anymore. I sobered up quickly. "What, Logan? You're gonna tell me that you suddenly love me again? That you're here to sweep me off my feet? Please! I didn't need you all this time, and I don't need you now." He clenched his jaw, fisting his hands. "Enough. Stop being so damn stubborn. You know I do. I love you. I never stopped loving you, Sophie. It was always you." I left my hometown hoping to never see him again. I left with his baby still inside of me. Seven years after, and here I am again. Standing before him and a six-year-old wanting to know who his dad is, and asking me to marry him because everyone in his class but him and his best friend don't have a daddy.What am I supposed to do with all these feelings that are resurfacing? I'm realizing every day that I never got over him. I merely suppressed my feelings, and him telling me this now- in my face, just made things more complicated.

Elena tak menyangka jika hubungan satu malamnya dengan Yogie Prataman akan berlanjut menjadi hubungan timbal balik, saling memanfaatkan keadaan hingga keduanya merasa candu satu dengan yang lainnya. Elena yang memanfaatkan kehadiran Yogie untuk menghapus bayang suram masalalunya, sedangkan Yogie yang memanfaatkan kehadiran Elena untuk melupakan wanita yang dicintainya. Hingga kemudian, semua berubah saat Cinta ikut campur tangan diantara keduanya. Dapatkah keduanya jujur satu sama lain, jika yang terjadi diantara mereka bukan hanya sebuah gairah semata? (Warning 18+++)

Loud music, smoke scattered everywhere, and lots of crazy people dancing their asses out. She was sitting on the corner, still thinking about how her beautiful morning, turned into a disaster. How is her so-called silent life ruined because of one asshole who-she-called Boss? She was fired because of an unreasonable reason. And now, here she is, drinking her ass out because tomorrow will be another day. She drinks and drinks then starts dancing to the tune of electro music. She slowly opened her eyes as she felt something was moving beside her. And suddenly, reality strikes her. Who the fuck this guy beside her? At bakit wala siyang saplot?