She Lost Me for Good
My best friend claimed he couldn't cook, so he bought the apartment across the hall from mine.
Whenever I came home from a business trip, my girlfriend would walk him through cooking, step by step.
I told her an hour ahead of time that I was hungry. Yet, there was no one waiting for me at the door when I got home.
However, my best friend poked his head out when he heard the sound of the door opening, grinning with my apron tied around his waist. "Grayson! I've got a surprise for you! Come on in!"
My stomach was growling, so I walked inside.
My girlfriend, Gwendolyn Sinclair, hadn't even noticed me. She was looking down, wiping the sweat from his face with the back of her hand.
When she