After A One Night Stand
"It was a mistake because of some stupid bet."
His father scoffed, "I don't believe this. Max, you're twenty-two years old for crying out loud. To get a girl pregnant, you do not necessarily need to have sex with her more than once. Shouldn't you know this?"
"Come on, Dad, she's just an opportunist," Max replied. "I'm sure someone else got her pregnant and she's here to..."
"Shut up!" His father yelled. "I warned you about your immoral lifestyle but you didn't listen. Congratulations on finally getting results."