Crazy Adventures
Sports didn’t make me any friends, but they made me a winner.
I’ve dominated at everything I’ve ever tried. I was all state in Soccer, and my team took top in our division Volleyball in High School. I got a free ride to college on sports scholarships, but even college-level athletes posed no challenge. I learned a lot my freshmen year though, mostly about the differences between boys and men. I was as good at sex as I was at everything else, word got around and I became pretty popular. This didn’t win me any more friends than sports did though, well, except for June.