You Just Got Beaned Novels & Stories

"I can also see that other congratulations will soon be in order. Still, I would carefully count the months if I were you, Ben." Ben's fist smashes into Beaumont's face. I hear bone cracking. Based on Beaumont's yelp, the way he is cradling his chin and rolling back and forth on the tiled floor, I assume Ben has broken the man's jaw. I hope so. I dearly do. I also pray Ben has not damaged his hand.

"Are you sure? You seem distant today. Is everything okay?" I stop walking and turn around to face him. "Beau, everything is—" Suddenly, Beau spins me around and covers my whole body with his. He wraps his arms around me and presses my head deep into his chest. I’m confused, but that only lasts a minute before a large plank lands on Beau's back. A scream rips out of me as Beau's body becomes limp on top of mine.

“You, you’re the problem. You think just cause you’ve got Mr Hotshot on your team now you’re gonna walk all over us.” “Pretty much,” I manage to say even though I feel like I’ve been winded several times over. Finally, Hawk manages to get the other guy off me but before I know it, more of their team have turned up and yeah, you got it. We’re in a fight. I’m being punch in the face, my protection has dug into my cheek bone, and I swear I’ve just been cut, it stings like hell.

He tilted his head side by side, To relax. "Get up annoying and go home." Your girl is worried. Brian gets up and I face the guys who beat him. Each one of those had a prepared punch for me but he easily dodged it. tsk, weak people. as he dodges the punch he didn't notice the guy at his back who has a knife and hejab. Silence comes and his vision blurs.jabsl he hears is the siren of the police and Brian's calling his name. Remember to pay attention to what's behind you next time... Then I passed out.

I scramble to my feet terrified. “Hello sweet munchkin…” one says, gnashing his teeth. From their looks, I could tell they are rogues. I glance around me. I am in the middle of nowhere with no direction in mind and about to be eaten by rogues. That moment the injuries I had sustained while running decided to ache. “Now come here little sweetie pumpkin…” the second one whistles. “Stay away from me!”

"I'll cut YOU off." Afnie dissolved into laughter while Base caught Nala before she tipped over. I watched the whole exchange with a grin so wide my face hurt. This was what I'd been missing my entire life. People who laughed and joked and didn't treat every moment like it was a test I was failing. Beanne pushed another shot toward me. "Your turn." I grabbed it without hesitation and threw it back. Fire poured down my throat and settled in my stomach. My eyes watered and my face scrunched up.

Not anymore. When I stand, the room tilts for a second. I steady myself on the sofa, and the anger sharpens into something colder. I didn't plan on getting punched by a stranger and becoming a meme. But if this is the game, I'll play it. And when I find her? She won't just be trending. She'll be sorry she ever swung at Zayne fucking Beaumont.

Place me in the middle of the city and I'm a newborn child. I'm also sick. Sick at heart. The longing for Tyboll is so strong my entire body shakes at night beneath the covers. It's a physical pain and runs so deep I feel it in every bone and muscle. I'm not sure how much more I can take. A customer slapped my butt this morning and he's lucky I only broke his fingers. My bear almost exploded from my human skin. The man yelled out, but Becky was on him before he could lift his uninjured fist. She told him if he came back she'd personally castrate him.

“Nanny! Oh, shit!” Sawdust rains down on my head. Beau drops to his knees in front of me immediately. “Gods, I didn’t hit you, did I?” I pat myself over. My shoulders, my head, my arms, my legs. I think I’m in one piece. “I’m okay,” I finally conclude. “I’m sorry,” he says, leaving no time for relief. “I was ready to fight whatever came through that door.”

"your book nerd side is showing" after that, he got smacked in the head