You Just Got Beaned Novels & Stories

Mira answered without hesitation. Brian exhaled sharply, rubbing a hand over his jaw. For a moment it looked like he might reconsider then his face hardened. “You’re both impossible,” he muttered. Becca lifted her chin. “So what’s it going to be, Alpha-who-follows-orders?” The insult landed and Brian’s eyes flashed. “That’s enough,” he snapped. Before either of them could react, his hand moved fast. Becca felt the impact before she saw a sharp, stunning blow to the side of her neck. Pain flared, then vanished into darkness.

"I can also see that other congratulations will soon be in order. Still, I would carefully count the months if I were you, Ben." Ben's fist smashes into Beaumont's face. I hear bone cracking. Based on Beaumont's yelp, the way he is cradling his chin and rolling back and forth on the tiled floor, I assume Ben has broken the man's jaw. I hope so. I dearly do. I also pray Ben has not damaged his hand.

"Are you sure? You seem distant today. Is everything okay?" I stop walking and turn around to face him. "Beau, everything is—" Suddenly, Beau spins me around and covers my whole body with his. He wraps his arms around me and presses my head deep into his chest. I’m confused, but that only lasts a minute before a large plank lands on Beau's back. A scream rips out of me as Beau's body becomes limp on top of mine.

“You, you’re the problem. You think just cause you’ve got Mr Hotshot on your team now you’re gonna walk all over us.” “Pretty much,” I manage to say even though I feel like I’ve been winded several times over. Finally, Hawk manages to get the other guy off me but before I know it, more of their team have turned up and yeah, you got it. We’re in a fight. I’m being punch in the face, my protection has dug into my cheek bone, and I swear I’ve just been cut, it stings like hell.

I scramble to my feet terrified. “Hello sweet munchkin…” one says, gnashing his teeth. From their looks, I could tell they are rogues. I glance around me. I am in the middle of nowhere with no direction in mind and about to be eaten by rogues. That moment the injuries I had sustained while running decided to ache. “Now come here little sweetie pumpkin…” the second one whistles. “Stay away from me!”

Not anymore. When I stand, the room tilts for a second. I steady myself on the sofa, and the anger sharpens into something colder. I didn't plan on getting punched by a stranger and becoming a meme. But if this is the game, I'll play it. And when I find her? She won't just be trending. She'll be sorry she ever swung at Zayne fucking Beaumont.

Place me in the middle of the city and I'm a newborn child. I'm also sick. Sick at heart. The longing for Tyboll is so strong my entire body shakes at night beneath the covers. It's a physical pain and runs so deep I feel it in every bone and muscle. I'm not sure how much more I can take. A customer slapped my butt this morning and he's lucky I only broke his fingers. My bear almost exploded from my human skin. The man yelled out, but Becky was on him before he could lift his uninjured fist. She told him if he came back she'd personally castrate him.

“Nanny! Oh, shit!” Sawdust rains down on my head. Beau drops to his knees in front of me immediately. “Gods, I didn’t hit you, did I?” I pat myself over. My shoulders, my head, my arms, my legs. I think I’m in one piece. “I’m okay,” I finally conclude. “I’m sorry,” he says, leaving no time for relief. “I was ready to fight whatever came through that door.”

Alora responded My hands were already up in the air When someone held it Jordan. You guys can leave now, he said “Is this the new boy-toy, he's cute though” Becky responded They all laughed and walked away “You know, for someone scandalous, beating someone up is adding to your resume” Jordan said I chuckled. Another message dropped “You still aren't asking the right questions” I need to go fast This is getting out of hand. I let go of my hand from Jordan's And turned

“BECAUSE NONE OF YOU TWO LEECHES IS GETTING SAVED TODAY” That moment, I KNEW my ASS would get whooped twice in a day. And now I wonder why my life isn’t normal.