My Fiancée Married My Sister
"Wait. What? Since when? With Marcus? Diana!"
"Since about six weeks, apparently, though I only found out yesterday. I've been sitting on this for a full day trying to figure out how to tell you without collapsing into happy tears the entire time." She was already crying, laughing through it. "Marcus proposed the week after your wedding, did I mention that? No, I definitely didn't mention that, because I wanted this moment to be separate, its own thing."
"You're ENGAGED?" I nearly shouted it. "And PREGNANT? Diana, how have you been holding both of these secrets for weeks?"