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he jokes and his friends howl with laughter. "Har har. You’re sooo funny.” Mavy rolls her eyes and folds her arms across her chest. "Sike. That wasn’t nice Shane.” “It’s fine Mavy, I know he’s just kidding,” I tell her trying to defuse the situation. “Why are you such an asshole, Shane?” Nikki says as she gives Shane a death glare.

"Why don't you at least go out and live a little...nobody is saying you have to have a man's baby just indulge in a little bit of fun now and again it'll be good for you...might loosen up the stick you have up your butt that keeps making you a buzz killer." Layla rolled her eyes and flipped off her coworker who had burst into a fit of giggles of her own as she walked out of the backroom and out to the front counter. She found herself looking over at the obnoxious biker gang who had not toned down their antics in the least since their collective arrival.

I breathed out as I got everything off my chest. “OH MY GOD.” She shrieked loudly making me flinch and then laugh. “And he is very intimidating but in a more genuine sense, I think he is a good man.” “I was right. I told you they were good people and you kept telling but Zara they are in the mafia, they have probably murdered people. Ha I win.” she jumps around the office as I stare at her.

Mj whispered “is one of them Santa Claus?” Mara laughed and Mj could hear the commotion of people coming in through the backdoor. She couldn't help herself, her nerves were on edge so she continued to joke trying to take the edge off. “oh no I got it” Mj giggled, “one of your friends is the Easter Bunny and the other is a Chupacabra” she was really starting to enjoy herself now. “ No, no, wait I got it,” Mj giggled “all your friends are vicious man eating werebeasts and you're afraid im gonna judge you for having-” but before Mj could say another word Mara removed her hands and Mj blinked to clear the fog in her vision.

I give my damp hair a quick brush, pulling it back into a loose, messy ponytail. As I stand in my bedroom, my stomach ties itself into knots of anticipation. The mansion seems unusually, eerily silent tonight. The constant hum of the maids, the heavy footsteps of the security detail, it’s all completely gone. Did Cade intentionally send his entire staff away so we could be alone? The thought of the ruthless mafia boss randomly making a home-cooked dinner for me is slightly worrying, and I’m honestly not sure what to expect once we sit down at that massive table.

Mahira spoke aloud with temper “ Ha ha ha ha ," he laughed like some ugly animal, "Oh My! so miss Mahira has some balls, to come here and try back talking to me, now stop all this nonsense and take your cloths off, I and my friends here hate to see sexy bodies like yours so covered up, c’mon now show us those balls,” he ordered

she snapped. Carlo's hand clenched into a fist, his face filled with emotions, mostly anger, like he wanted to punch her but was doing everything not to. "Really? How disappointing. I always thought you were more than this, thought you were intelligent and knew what you wanted, but I was wrong! You're just another foolish slut!" he insulted. "Do you know that Mr. Mason has been taken to the hospital due to your vile actions? Do you know how enormous the bills are going to be? You're done for if he decides to take legal action against you!"

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Spine-chilling laughter escaped my lips, and it silenced the b*stards for a moment. Jasmine snarled in disgust, "What's so funny? Have you gone mad?" I didn't answer her. Instead, I spat out blood and dug into the deepest layer of my tactical backpack. The original Jason spent all his savings getting this high-frequency military-grade concussion grenade from the black market. He was going to use it on the Zombie King and take it down with him. Now, I was going to use this on these jerks.

I walked to the bathroom, it's so large and beautiful and I return to the room, I went straight back to the food , I quickly unwrap the sharwarma and started eating it with my icecream, I couldn't even finish the sharwarma and samosa but I finlsh my love cream after eating I picked up the tray and walk out of the room to take it to the kitehen but I do not know where the kitchen is ,I thought it should be around the living room and I climb down the stairs, Kunle and his mom were chcrying cling something on the laptop in the living roomand I turn back to climb the stairs back to my room and I heard my name belng