The Dating App Disaster
"No, grandpa. I definitely know that app. What I'm saying is, what makes you think that you can make me use that app? And besides, do you really think I need an app to hook up with a woman? You said it yourself. Our ethnicity was one of a kind. We are a Dutch, German, Italian, Sicilian, English, with a distant amount of Welsh and Northern Irish all combined in one."
"But, we're American citizens? Isn't that right?" Dionysus laughed a little at his grandfather's silliness.
"Let's just continue eating. Please? Please. Please." Mr. Hermes Chevalier shook his head.
"No, kid. Because I already made you a profile." The old Chevalier said that in a loud, sing-song voice. "But, don't worry. On this