The Kindergarten Teacher Who Doesn’t Exist
I had just gotten home when a parent in my son’s class group chat erupted:
[Ms. Zinn, what kind of place are you running? Do you let just any random stray off the street become a teacher?]
[My daughter came home, grabbed two forks, and tried to jump off the balcony. She said it was Miss Never who told her to!]
The homeroom teacher panicked and denied it at once, insisting there was no such person as Miss Never at the kindergarten.
She even posted the official teaching schedule in the chat to prove it.
On the security footage, there was not a single trace of this so-called Miss Never.
However, later, my son whispered to me in secret,
“Mom, Miss Never is an old lady with a cat’s face.”
“She says only kids can see her.”