Mount Crumpit Grinch Novels & Stories

As we get closer though, I have to shake my head because I swear the mountain is moving. A thunderous crack and groan reverberates in the wind, until the stone seems to unfold itself. Then the rocks slowly turn, crackling as they go, and a pair of large brown eyes made of mossy boulders with tree branches for eyelashes, blinks down at us. “Holy shit!” I cry out, just as the mountain starts to walk, nearly hitting us with its solid grey mass of a shoulder.

He knows I don’t skimp on the good liquor. The door opens and I stand up. Crane appears through the door with Matt as he closes the door behind him. Crane seems to be frozen in time. He looks old and wrinkled and well past his prime but is still as active as a young wolf. His eyebrows stand up like they were electrocuted and his nose is slightly crooked. I’m sure in his prime he was better looking. Now, he looks like life has fucked him every day and he can’t remember the safe word.

Grump leaped high into the air and took down one of the eagles with his claws. The other eagle saw how powerful Grump was. He had outdone his shares and was trying to take off. Grump dived his body over and took out the eagle that was looking to run away. His fangs pierced it’s chest. The eagle was letting out screeching cries. He sank his fangs deep into the depth of its heart and ripped it out. It’s heart was splattering out blood as it was driven from its body. He smiled with the enemy’s heart in his mouth.

Young Peirce said as he stared at the huge mountains after the swamp then he looked down and drew what he saw while sitting on a stone. “What is that white sand on the tip of the mountains?” she asked pointing her short stick to the location of the mountains. “They are called Snow.” “Wow, that?! Have you gone there before?” “Yeah. Only once and that was the last time because I was chased by ice bears trying to devour me raw.” He chuckled, “I barely made it out.” He said then his eyes widened. Wait who am I speaking with?! He thought as he slowly looked back, Young Vanilla jumped to his front.

With the amount her father donates to the school every year, Vanessa was held in high prestige at Seattle high school. "What can I do for you, dear?", Mr. Bull asked in his nicest voice. Vanessa took her seat in front of his table and spoke up. "I have cramps all over my body", she said with a pitiful pout. Mr. Bull was confused at first. If she has cramps all over her body, then why is she here? What does she mean exactly? "Oh okay, I will make sure to place a call to the school nurse then", he finally said after a while.